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Nutty As A Effin Fruitcake

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« on: March 30, 2012, 06:37:34 pm »

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I know how hard it is to wait. Trust me, I know. However, it is worth the wait in the end when you meet that special someone you are meant to be with for the rest of your life. Abstinence only is the best way to prevent unwanted pregnancy and diseases from spreading. However I’m hip, I know a thing or two about hormones. That’s why you should know that if total abstinence seems unreasonable, you could and should try dry humping. That way no penetration is occurring, sexual urges are being satisfied, and no one has to lose their virginity or become pregnant at an age they aren’t prepared for. I’ve always been an advocate for abstinence only, but in all honesty this is the next best thing

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