Because, don't cha know that President Obama's seecrreeettt plan, if he wins a second term, is to take EVERYONE'S GUN RIGHTS AWAY...MAUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!.
The same guy who signed off on guns in National friggin parks. That guy?
Wayne LaPierre (head of the NRA) is floating around this whack job, non-stop conspiracy bullshit that President Obama's MASTER plan is to take everyone's guns...or damn near it...if he's elected to a second term. The truly devout eat this shit up and are played like a fiddle to ensure their vote for Romney. Show me someone who thinks this shit will happen...and I'd bet 8 or 9 out of 10 of them also think his birth is...suspicious.
You know Aaron.. and his 'hunting' and 'shooting' and all the 'red meat' conservative shit he's into.. along with that comes friends into the same shit.. I kid you not, once a week there is a new 'Obama is taking our guns" post on craig's list or somewhere and Aaron hears it, tells me.. then makes me tell the friend who is spreading the bullshit the truth..
"The head of the NRA said..."he lied.. Obama's increased the gun laws more than any other president
"But that Reince Priebus guy said.."he's full of shit.. What Obama wanted to do there was make it harder for inner city kids to get guns
"well hell, I agree with that.. those niggrah's don't need all those guns"yes, but that's banning guns
"No it's.. it's keeping them from the criminals"No, it's banning guns.. and you just said Obama is banning them.. now you're ok with him banning them.. see what a little information does.. ? it makes everything understandable.. Yes, He wants to ban guns, from criminals stupid, not from you..
"well, why don't the GOP just say that"because it doesn't fit on a bumper sticker and you'd vote for Obama if you knew.. because the NRA has the GOP by the balls so hard that the GOP won't even limit the sale of them to criminals..and will skew the Left's attempt by just saying "He's taking your guns" and leave it at this since you're not going to check your facts before you tell 10 people are you?
"uh.. no"I'm tempted to just print out all the 'facts' when it comes to these conspiracies and just hand them out like candy on Halloween..HA!