Welcome to Bizarro Amerika!

I don't even know what the hell to say...good Gawd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85w6362CrG0&feature=player_embedded

"The bottom line is apparently that we're great. And dammit we should be acting like it. And no, cheering for our Olympians who are dominating competitions isn't enough. No, we need to chant U-S-A all the time. Why aren't you chanting it right now?! CHANT!" *funny little ditty from the writer of this story I thought was appropriate*

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/fox-news-why-dont-our-athletes-love-america (http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/fox-news-why-dont-our-athletes-love-america)

How the fuck you even going to remotely imply that people who spent most of their lives training for this and fought like hell to make qualifying and teams...and people in the stands, who are literally DRAPING themselves in the American flag, waving an American flag, screaming USA!...aren't being patriotic enough...WTF???

Is Fox trying to slowly start resetting the absurd argument that SOME PEOPLE are just more patriotic...and others...well, ya know...they might be commies!  Fox is a fucking scourge and devolved the process of discourse. Fuck those assholes!

They're also complaining about her nappy hair.

I'm utterly floored..

besides the fact that 4 times I've heard a largely British crowd chant USA-USA-USA for our girls... besides the fact that we did wear red white and blue

(http://c4241337.r37.cf2.rackcdn.com/2012/213/349/gym-win_original.jpg)

besides that Gabby's wearing her colors when she won the fucking thing

(http://www.usagymnast.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/6JC_7741.jpeg)

I don't see any whining over Ryan Lochte or Phelps wearing black?
(https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQtE21vIT0UagupEMgkEYecNKgpAKWAKhNJqCg-2T-NheS_4mAw)


Or complaining that Missy wore a "OMG" black bathing suit instead of the stars and bars...
(http://cdn01.cdn.justjaredjr.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2012/08/missy-franklin-world-record.jpg)



huh.. wait a minute..

Gabby Douglas vs Phelps,Franklin Lochte.. I wonder what the difference could be..

(http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201273/560.GabbyDouglas.RyanLochte.MissyFranklin.080312_copy.jpg)

I just can't put my finger on what separates Gabby from the other two..

I'm sure it will come to me..

*rolls eyes*



(btw, howey... hubba-hubba.. saved this google search for ya..sweet dreams (https://www.google.com/search?q=Gabby+Douglas+and+Phelps+or+Lochte&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=Px0fUJgxg6byBNSngVg&biw=1280&bih=856&sei=RB0fUPz4IYei8gTSo4Bw#um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Aofficial&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=Phelps+or+Lochte&oq=Phelps+or+Lochte&gs_l=img.3..0i24l2j0i5i24l2.128.23964.3.24223.2.1.1.0.0.0.88.88.1.1.0...0.0...1c.6xKsWfL73PE&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.&fp=ab69372125fb206a&biw=1280&bih=856_)

You're kidding right. Phelps may be hung like a horse but he looks like the spawn of Ann Romney and her horse. Local boi is a smart ass wigger. Give me a gymnast.

wigger or no... he's a damn good looking man..

(http://cdn02.cdn.socialitelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/06/ryan-lochte-shirtless-07062012-13-580x435.jpg)

(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/tdy-120731-ryan-lochte-03.photoblog500.jpg)

I wasn't impressed with this crop of gymnast..

Now the racists are bitching about this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJpi8pEJCn0&feature=player_embedded