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Title: Chris Christie Tweets Post by: Howey on August 29, 2012, 06:24:11 pm Funny stuff!
Quote from: Rana;1066692 I laughed so hard because Ann Romnet gives this speech about love, love, love, then Jerseyboy comes on and says, it isn't about love, its about respect! Bawahahha, shut her down, clown! Some of the Christie jokes on Twitter are hilarious: Mine first: howey_d Am I the only one who expected #ChrisChristie to holler "To the moon, Alice!" last night? A charming GOP conventioneer threw peanuts at a Black CNN camerawoman last night. Unfortunately, Chris Christie ate all the evidence. Chris Christie is tired of all the fat jokes: "I'm also a bully and not very good at my job. Why don't you joke about that?" Wall St bankers wrecked the financial system & ripped off billions; Chris Christie wants you to be mad at teachers unions. Denis Leary @denisleary Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad. Paul Ryan Gosling @PaulRyanGosling Hey girl, I'm so hungover. Someone thought it would be fun to drink every time Chris Christie said "like I did in NJ." Romenesko @romenesko Philadelphia Inquirer manages to get two headlines with the word HUGE next to its Chris Christie photo. http://bit.ly/Nx4k76 (http://bit.ly/Nx4k76) John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang Last night Ann Romney & Chris Christie taught me that I should love Mitt Romney but not mention him too much. Bill Maher @billmaher I think #ChrisChristie is an excellent speaker, but I was surprised that halfway thru his argument collapsed. And the stage didn't. Social Media Insider @SocialMedia411 RT @desusnice: Romney looked at Chris Christie the way every member of Destiny's Child looked at Beyonce. He knows. James Poniewozik @poniewozik BREAKING: Christie Delivers Impassioned Endorsement of What's His Name, You Know, the Guy I'm Giving Chris Christie's Keynote For The Last Word @TheLastWord Rachel @Maddow: "This was Chris Christie accepting the Republican nomination for 2016." Notes speech's "selfishness." jimgeraghty @jimgeraghty When Chris Christie tells you to stand up, you @#$% stand up. Louis Virtel @louisvirtel Chris Christie gives me hope that one day America will elect a CBS sitcom to the presidency. Not Bill Walton @NotBillWalton Chris Christie said Mitt Romney will tell us the hard truths we need to hear. Like "Put down the fork and step away from the table, Chris." kassemg @kassemg I thought Chris Christie was great in WALL-E osh Gondelman @joshgondelman Chris Christie just mentioned reducing the size of government. What does he know about portion control? Frank Conniff @FrankConniff Chris Christie's dad worked at an Ice Cream factory? The Apple Pie doesn't fall far from the tree. And finally...my favorite (other than my tweet) Dave Rubin @RubinReport I don't wanna just make fat jokes about Chris Christie, but he's so fat that his last name ate his first name. Title: Re: Chris Christie Tweets Post by: 44nutman on September 04, 2012, 11:35:58 am Christies speech was my favorite, because it had nothing to do with Romney and all about him. It sounded like Christie was accepting the nomination. He should have ended his speech by dropping the mic and yelling "2016 bitches" |