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Title: Thanks Ann Post by: ekg on September 25, 2012, 11:09:49 am for making your husband into a weak rube..
after the hard week Romney had last week, Ann decided she would protect him..because we all know she'll be in the nat'l security briefings making sure those meany joint chiefs 'cut mitt some slack'.. Quote slipping poll numbers, fundraising woes and a secretly recorded video that shows Romney writing off half the electorate as "victims" have prompted many Republicans to question whether their candidate is losing a race that had seemed winnable only weeks ago. Romney's wife Ann asked Republican critics to cut her husband some slack and unite to defeat President Barack Obama on November 6. "This is hard. You want to try it? Get in the ring," Romney's wife, Ann, said on an Iowa radio station late Thursday http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/09/21/us-usa-campaign-idUSBRE88K1BT20120921 wtf? "THIS" is the hard part? This should be the easest part about being POTUS, explaining your message and vision for the country... awwwwwwww cut him some slack y'all.. this is hard to do, why don't you get off the couch and do it yourself if you don't think so'.. I'm stunned by this.. did she sit in his meetings when he was CEO and tell everyone to ease up because it was hard making decisions? Oh holy hell, I can see it now when that 3am call comes in and Ann answers "I'm sorry PM Cameron, I understand the Chinese invaded the UK, but cut Mitt some slack, this president stuff is hard ya know.. do you want to try and do it?" as if that wasn't enough.. she then went on to tell us how lucky we were to even have Mitt.. Quote “Stop it. This is hard. You want to try it? Get in the ring,” she said. “This is hard and, you know, it’s an important thing that we’re doing right now and it’s an important election and it is time for all Americans to realize how significant this election is and how lucky we are to have someone with Mitt’s qualifications and experience and know-how to be able to have the opportunity to run this country http://www.radioiowa.com/2012/09/20/ann-romney-to-critics-in-gop-you-want-to-try-it-get-in-the-ring-audio/ this is a joke right? His whole "I want to be president" is really just a bet with some other rich guy, isn't it? Title: Re: Thanks Ann Post by: Howey on September 25, 2012, 11:20:36 am The SNL skit with her was hilarious. Loved her hair roots and the evil eyes!
Title: Re: Thanks Ann Post by: reverend_darth on September 25, 2012, 11:45:53 am You can tell behind closed doors that she can be a real cunt! I think that they want to be in the White house just for something to do and to impress their rich friends. Well, that and to fuck with the skum bag poor.
Title: Re: Thanks Ann Post by: uselesslegs on September 25, 2012, 12:04:23 pm When she went all Coddle Johnny...I pictured a childhood friend, Brian. Well, not really a 'friend'...more like someone who lived on the street. A shit-ton of neighborhood kids had gotten together to have a water balloon war one summer. We'd talked about it for weeks, got ourselves really worked up. Got permission from the parents, who helped us set it all up. This was gonna be the greatest thing...evah! Buckets filled with water balloons were spread out at a bunch of various points all over this empty lot across the street from my house. There were big pine trees and bushes all over the lot, plus some make shift mini forts we'd put up...well, they weren't really forts...they were just a bunch of wood and other crap we'd nailed together for something to hide behind. The rules were, no nut shots and keep the head shots to a minimum (yea right)...and everyone would spread out to different points on the lot, near a bucket...and one of the parents would yell, "Go!"
I knew my ass was grass because I was a limping sloth on two shitty legs...but who cared...it was summer and water balloons man! While we were all going over last minute BS...Brian had already palmed a balloon or two when no one was paying attention and tried to blast me in the nuts, but it missed horribly...freakin thing didn't even break when it hit the ground, it just rolled. But his other throw hit some chick (can't remember her name) square in the kisser, at close ass range, while all the rest of us were yelling we hadn't spread out yet to officially start the balloon war. He was all smirking and shit. The girl he hit...he hit hard as holy hell, her head actually recoiled...I remember thinking, "god damn!" Well...this sorta kinda made that asshole a target and everyone grabbed a balloon and just went bunker buster on his ass. His mom, who was watching from across the street with some other moms and dad's came storming over yelling and screaming "we" couldn't team up against one person and to stop, stop, stop!!! At no point had she yelled at her son when he ninja attacked the chick in the mug or tried to blast my cum fruit before we officially started...but oh man...let her baby get blasted by 5 or 6 balloons and she went ape shit. Needless to say, after her momma grizzly session was over, we all went after her baby Jesus again...and he yelled what assholes we all were and left the battlezone crying. War is hell. Good times...Good times. Title: Re: Thanks Ann Post by: ekg on September 25, 2012, 08:47:29 pm You can tell behind closed doors that she can be a real cunt! I think that they want to be in the White house just for something to do and to impress their rich friends. Well, that and to fuck with the skum bag poor. That's exactly what it feels like.. the last 'status-symbol' Mitt can get.. I mean, they've gotten and/or done everything else.. so what's left for them.. Oh I know, President and Mrs. President.. |