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Title: This is fucking amazing.
Post by: reverend_darth on September 25, 2012, 05:27:43 pm
This fuck can never get laid because he'd never last long enough to get it in.  I've heard of a two pump chump but he's a fuckin no pump chump.  A fuckin whores dream.  Click on the "Sour shoes Sour'ed his pants" link.  http://howardstern.com/  Fuckin Christ.


Title: Re: This is fucking amazing.
Post by: uselesslegs on September 25, 2012, 05:58:46 pm
Jesus Christ.  See, and some people pity me because of my crippled'ness...but this bastard out ranks me on the "oh shit" scale.

"Well I can jump up and down!" 

"Yea? Terrific.  Oh, your ex said to say the crippled up guy gave her a couple of dong orgasms last night.  She also said to say...she feels like a woman again."


Title: Re: This is fucking amazing.
Post by: reverend_darth on September 25, 2012, 06:23:34 pm
Oh, your ex said to say the crippled up guy gave her a couple of dong orgasms last night.  She also said to say...she feels like a woman cunt again."

Hey, if anyone can fuck that sow they're a better... well actually they must be a pretty sorry desperate mutha fucker.  Shudder...


Title: Re: This is fucking amazing.
Post by: Howey on September 25, 2012, 06:30:42 pm
I ain't lookin.


Title: Re: This is fucking amazing.
Post by: ekg on September 25, 2012, 08:39:32 pm
I ain't lookin.

hahaha...

me either..

(yet)


Title: Re: This is fucking amazing.
Post by: ekg on September 25, 2012, 08:41:31 pm
Ok..

whew...

was afraid of more girls and more cups... :o

this wasn't bad..

well, for the dude it's got to suck..


Title: Re: This is fucking amazing.
Post by: reverend_darth on September 25, 2012, 08:49:40 pm

well, for the dude it's got to suck..

I don't know?  Wear some Depends and ask bitches at work if they can rub your "sore" fuckin back for a second.  Fucker could blow 20 loads a day.  No paying for a dinner and a movie.  Eh...


Title: Re: This is fucking amazing.
Post by: ekg on September 25, 2012, 08:52:59 pm
I don't know?  Wear some Depends and ask bitches at work if they can rub your "sore" fuckin back for a second.  Fucker could blow 20 loads a day.  No paying for a dinner and a movie.  Eh...

always the optimist.. :D


Title: Re: This is fucking amazing.
Post by: Howey on September 25, 2012, 10:32:29 pm
Ok..

whew...

was afraid of more girls and more cups... :o

this wasn't bad..

well, for the dude it's got to suck..

Mo still ain't lookin.