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Title: Florida Woman, Has Obama Campaign Signs Stolen, Gets Letter From Thief Post by: reverend_darth on November 06, 2012, 04:00:21 pm "Ms Green,
My apologies for your Democrat yard signs, but I can explain. I live around the corner from you and when I see signs that support Democrats I fear for the safety of our neighborhood. When thieves drive through Sapphire Shores scoping out possible targets and see pro-Democrat yard signs they automatically assume that the subdivision is filled with retards and half-wits. The gangsters think it's easy pickings because they already know that if a person votes Democrat they probably don't have the sense to come in out of the rain, not to mention locking their doors or securing their valuables. It is common knowledge amongst burglars that Democrats are anti-gun and anti-Second Amendment so when they see campaign signs that promote Democrats they know the homeowners are not armed and therefore unable to protect themselves from attack. You are not concerned about a robber breaking into your home because you have the Sarasota Police Department to guard and protect you. You sleep safe knowing what a great job they did with tracking down the hooligans that took the signs depicting your misguided support. — Bat Masterson" Title: Re: Florida Woman, Has Obama Campaign Signs Stolen, Gets Letter From Thief Post by: Howey on November 06, 2012, 04:18:47 pm "Ms Green, My apologies for your Democrat yard signs, but I can explain. I live around the corner from you and when I see signs that support Democrats I fear for the safety of our neighborhood. When thieves drive through Sapphire Shores scoping out possible targets and see pro-Democrat yard signs they automatically assume that the subdivision is filled with retards and half-wits. The gangsters think it's easy pickings because they already know that if a person votes Democrat they probably don't have the sense to come in out of the rain, not to mention locking their doors or securing their valuables. It is common knowledge amongst burglars that Democrats are anti-gun and anti-Second Amendment so when they see campaign signs that promote Democrats they know the homeowners are not armed and therefore unable to protect themselves from attack. You are not concerned about a robber breaking into your home because you have the Sarasota Police Department to guard and protect you. You sleep safe knowing what a great job they did with tracking down the hooligans that took the signs depicting your misguided support. — Bat Masterson" Where the fuck is George Zimmerman when he's needed? I'da blown the mother fucker back to the 1870's where he belongs. Bang! Title: Re: Florida Woman, Has Obama Campaign Signs Stolen, Gets Letter From Thief Post by: uselesslegs on November 06, 2012, 05:09:08 pm The rational on the thief's part draws conclusions that far right wingers, as he appears to be, constantly mistake as fact through their paranoia and fear. I know many Dem's who are gun owners, including my mother. He's another special sort, who believes everything Rush and Hannity tell him. I mean how could you be for the second amendment AND want sensible firearm laws? Puuuhhh. |