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Rep. Michael Burgess (R-TX) said in a late-Monday night House Rules Committee hearing on a bill prohibiting abortions after 20 weeks that the procedure should be banned because even at as early as 15 weeks a male fetus "may have their hand between their legs" and "feel pleasure."

And it MAY just have its hand between its fuckin legs.  Pubs are like god damned roaches.  They never go away.  Kill one and another pops up trying to take your stuff.  A never ending sycle.

Amid a heated debate over a restrictive anti-abortion bill being pushed by Texas GOP lawmakers, one Republican argued that a proposed exemption for rape victims was unnecessary because assaulted women could simply turn to rape kits for abortions.

"In the emergency room they have what’s called rape kits, where a woman can get cleaned out," said state Rep. Jodie Laubenberg (R), sponsor of the controversial SB 5, according to The Associated Press. "The woman had five months to make that decision, at this point we are looking at a baby that is very far along in its development."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/24/jodie-laubenberg-texas-rape_n_3493220.html

I read this the other day...and I swear to whatever you believe in...that I re-read it 3 fucking times, because it wouldn't register in my head that someone actually believed a rape kit was something that preformed abortions.  I honestly and truly thought it had to be a misprint or poorly worded.