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Title: It's Official!
Post by: Howey on August 11, 2013, 07:31:33 pm
We're white trash!

(http://i.imgur.com/6n2QaG2.jpg)


Title: Re: It's Official!
Post by: reverend_darth on August 12, 2013, 06:07:20 pm
The thing I miss most about my old house is the damn pool.  Get home after work, make a Stoli, drop my clothes and get into the pool.  Nice end to a day of work.  I'd have one of those in a second but the fuckin home owners association Nazis would make me take it down.  A pool isn't worth $30k+ in debt to me.  The shrubs around the back patio should hopefully be tall enough next year to give it a try.  Then we'll see how much the neighbors are assholes because they'll be the only ones to be able to possibly see it if they try hard enough.


Title: Re: It's Official!
Post by: Howey on August 12, 2013, 06:19:45 pm
This was a great deal. 18x48, $500 retail, we got it for $199 at Sam's Club. It was the display.


Title: Re: It's Official!
Post by: uselesslegs on August 12, 2013, 06:48:25 pm
I miss swimming...er...lifeless bobbing so much.  It provided a sense of freedom that did my noggin and body wonders.

The cheapest I could find (in-ground with a lift), even with help from organizations that do this for reasons of wellness and therapy...still was 20+k out of pocket. I couldn't afford that shit if I saved for 5 years. Ugh.


Title: Re: It's Official!
Post by: Howey on August 12, 2013, 06:58:04 pm
lifeless bobbing so much.

WTF you think I'ma gonna do? Synchronized beached whale?


Title: Re: It's Official!
Post by: uselesslegs on August 12, 2013, 07:59:11 pm
WTF you think I'ma gonna do? Synchronized beached whale?

Sir...what you do with your blowhole is your business!


Title: Re: It's Official!
Post by: reverend_darth on August 13, 2013, 01:21:36 am
Sir...what you do with your blowhole is your business!

ahahaaaa, Charles sets the mood for the evening...We need to hang for a bit again Guy, just sayin'?

spinner


Title: Re: It's Official!
Post by: uselesslegs on August 13, 2013, 02:10:37 pm
ahahaaaa, Charles sets the mood for the evening...We need to hang for a bit again Guy, just sayin'?

spinner

Anytime sista.


Title: Re: It's Official!
Post by: Howey on August 13, 2013, 04:47:57 pm
Pool party!


Title: Re: It's Official!
Post by: reverend_darth on August 13, 2013, 06:21:46 pm
Pool party!

Cum swim in the fuckin cottage cheese!  Make your own curds!