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This pisses me off. I had Pat Robertson blaming the earthquakes on the wraith of God with my bookie. I must disclose the fact that after every natural disaster I bet on Pat Robertson as the first to blame the event on the wraith of God. I need to take in account Pat is getting older, unless the earthquake was in San Francisco, then he could blame it on the gheys.  I used to take Jerry Falwell all time but he is no longer an option. I did put 10 bucks on the bearded captain from Whale Wars for blaming the earthquakes on Posiedon for the Japanese killing whales. I could not help it, the odds on the captain were 50 to 1.

I'm more surprised he didn't blame it on the Messiah Obama while imploring everyone to buy gold coins.

Btw - Isn't it funny how Obama got disaster relief to Japan faster than Bush got it to New Orleans?

I use to think Beck would turn out to be the worlds greatest actor...now, I think he's truly fuck'in bonkers.  One wave short of a ship wreck.

I watched him a little last night.  I usually tune in to see what his hokum take on the news cycle is...and he didn't let me down.

Last night he (or was it the night before, all the crazy gets lumped together, anyway) was back on the Soros bit.  Using what happened in Japan to "illustrate" the latest in Soros' financial treachery afoot. 

He would see conspiracy in a turd, if you gave him enough time.

As a recent vid pointed out the ships were already waiting with relief supplies. Just a fact. Like FEMA was set up in NYC on 9/10 because they just happened to be doing an exercise. Verifiable fact, not theory. Absolutely nothing suspicious about any of that!
*snicker*