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Title: Oh Noes!!!!
Post by: uselesslegs on March 30, 2011, 05:40:50 pm
Man, there are Tornado Watches and Warnings EVERYWHERE!!!  Hunker down man!!!

I've actually given thought to should I, or should I not, undo my Velcro seat belt on my chair during such times.  If I were pummeled about by a vortex, would I bet better off being sucked out of my chair and possibly liver punched by it or would it be a shield of sorts and I'd magically land upright and just wheel away, with a long trail of shit trickling from behind.

I see a comedy short.


Title: Re: Oh Noes!!!!
Post by: Howey on March 30, 2011, 05:56:07 pm
Man, there are Tornado Watches and Warnings EVERYWHERE!!!  Hunker down man!!!

I've actually given thought to should I, or should I not, undo my Velcro seat belt on my chair during such times.  If I were pummeled about by a vortex, would I bet better off being sucked out of my chair and possibly liver punched by it or would it be a shield of sorts and I'd magically land upright and just wheel away, with a long trail of shit trickling from behind.

I see a comedy short.

Hah!

We just had a big one come through here.

Added: I don't want another tree falling against my house like this!

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