Welcome to Bizarro Amerika!

Doesn't mean their leader knows history any better than...well; she's never known history. Just how many gaffes is this dumb bitch allowed before the teabaggers realize that there really isn't anything under that horse face?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS4C7bvHv2w&feature=player_embedded

"...he who warned the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringin’ those bells and, um, makin’ sure as he’s ridin’ his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that were gonna be secure and we were gonna be free. And we were gonna be armed.”


wtf language is that? Tard?

she doesn't even speak fucking English.. and they want her to be POTUS?

Jesus save us.

I know illegal Mexicans who speak better freaking English than she does.. and know more history to boot!

To  her credit she did attend five colleges in six years so she's very well rounded in her stupidity.

In related news...I know that during the last presidential cycle I dissed Mitt Romney (mainly because of my disdain for Mormons) but I really don't think he's all that bad for a candidate.

What has surprised me, listening to his speeches, is how incredibly unintelligent he is. It's like his whole life has been spent being groomed to be a politician but he just doesn't have the smarts for it.

My theory for Bachman and Palin is they are the GOP's, beards or just around for eye candy.
There is no way anyone other than uber God Warriors buy into any shit these 2 idiots say. I find it funny that 2 High School students have challenged Bachman to debates.
That being sad, I would smush either one.

Yeah...I wouldn't throw Todd outta the sack, IYKWIM.  ;)

I'm beginning to be of the opinion that both Palin and Bachmann are just trying to be bitchy spoilers. Romney announces his candidacy and Sarah shows up a block up the street with the chillens trying to upstage him. Bachmann did the same thing with Pawlenty (yeah...snooze on that one!).

I'm all for it. Let them upstage in their attempt to draw the pubs even further to the right.

Massacre '12!

There's a piece on rawstory today that the way she's using the flag on her bus amounts to being against the law because it's never supposed to be used for advertising.

Again, she's been known for flag abuse.

Imagine if you will, that you're sitting on your back porch. Friends and relatives are over for a lovely cookout. The day progresses and idol chit-chat abounds. The talk at some point turns to politics, as it usually does...and as is also par for the course...o­pinion's abound.

Some people have a better than average grasp of the current landscape. Some people, just average. Others strictly tow ideologica­l lines, with myths and rhetoric at the ready. Several just don't care. Then...the­re's those special few. Who's knowledge isn't just sub-par for the discourse taking place, but inadequate on a level that is embarrassi­ng and yet...the individual participat­es with conviction­. Conviction­, that is devoid of substance and wholly lacking even rudimentar­y understand­ing.

The latter is Sarah Palin...an­d she's not alone.   The definition of dumb/misinformed has given way to "speaking your mind."  "You're not dumb/misinformed if you're expressing yourself...you just had a mental hiccup...no biggie.  WE KNOW what you meant."  Really?  Fuckin really?  She could say, "the Hindenburg blew up during it's attempt to discover Atlantis, but luckily, Patrick Swazye was unharmed and THAT'S the spirit of American adventure!"...and as God is my witness...she'd get a pass.

It just boggles the mind.

I do admire the cult of the Palinites. They are now trying to edit Paul Reveres Wiki page. It would be funny if it was not so fucking scary. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Paul_Revere&action=history

Nothing surprises me with this bunch. From the fake FB pages to Twitter accounts and so on...they never cease to spread the stupid.

Case in point.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Bristol-Sheeran/100001909603067

Jesus christ, that actually gave me "oh shit" chills.

If history does not agree with you...change it.

Palin : "I didn't mess up Paul Revere History"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110605/ap_on_el_ge/us_palin (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110605/ap_on_el_ge/us_palin)

I just...I...holy fuck.

This just in!

Paul Revere can see Russia from Sarah's front porch.

she actually said it was a 'gotcha' question..   ::)

so to 'get' her, we know to ask her what she reads and american history..

sadly, "experts" are saying she's kinda, sorta, if you look this was after a full-moon on the 1st Wednesday of spring, right..
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/us_politics/view/2011_0606you_betcha_she_was_right_experts_back_palins_historical_account/

God help us all..

The Palinites make me giggle, poor misguided souls.
http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Paul_Revere&action=historysubmit&diff=875982&oldid=875976

In case some of you on here, that are part of the lamestream media, don't get Paul Revere's vision. He could foretell the future, a Nostredameus who could make a killer knife, spoon and fork.

Paul Revere rode for our 2nd admendment rights before the Constitution was even printed. Let that blow your libtard mind. You won't see the Lamestream media write an article about the prophecerial abilities of one Paul Revere. You betcha they would have to pry Paul REvere's gun from his cold dead hands.

If you were to ask a retired porn star to recite her memories of 7th grade history, she would sound exactly like Sarah Palin. 

Dude! You would have been so much fun a few years ago! (Not that you're not now)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfkjuGVwcwY

Nina Hartley is in the Nailin Palin video. The funny thing about Nina is she was in the first porno I ever saw, called Debbie Does Dishes. I am amazed Nina, is still banging out movies 20 years later.