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Title: Bachman makes pledge to ban porn.
Post by: 44nutman on July 08, 2011, 10:00:06 pm
http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2011/07/07/263476/breaking-bachmann-pledges-to-ban-pornography/

How libertarian of her? If this wasn't so fucking scary it would be funny.
She should not run as a Tea Party Canidate but run for the Contradication party.


1. Uphold the constitution
2. Censorship

3. Keep marriage in the hands of state government
4. Ban gay marriage at the federal level


WTF, she only wants the government to stay out of your lives but wants the government to force Jesus on your lives.
This has always been my problem with Conservatives. I like what "used" to be their economic ideas, but the Christian Taliban mentality always turned me off. 


Title: Re: Bachman makes pledge to ban porn.
Post by: 44nutman on July 09, 2011, 10:08:13 am
Here is Bachmans husband.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADMgWXBzPwQ&feature=player_embedded#at=249

I think the only reason he runs the clinic to "cure" gays is it gives him a chance to meet other guys. No wonder Bachman is so anti-homosexual, she married one.


Title: Re: Bachman makes pledge to ban porn.
Post by: uselesslegs on July 09, 2011, 12:38:45 pm
Yes, he's rather...effeminate.


Title: Re: Bachman makes pledge to ban porn.
Post by: Howey on July 09, 2011, 03:04:00 pm
WTF???

THE FUCKING GOOFWAD RUNS A GODDAM CLINIC TO DO DO WHAT??

I SWEAR IF THAT CUNT GETS ELECTED I'M LEAVING THE FUCKING COUNTRY!

In related news, the House just passed a new defense spending bill with double digit increases and including an amendment from the also BATSHIT CRAZY Virginia Foxx requiring the military to honor DOMA just to keep the queers from being equal!


Title: Re: Bachman makes pledge to ban porn.
Post by: 44nutman on July 10, 2011, 09:55:49 am
THE FUCKING GOOFWAD RUNS A GODDAM CLINIC TO DO DO WHAT??

Cruising


Title: Re: Bachman makes pledge to ban porn.
Post by: Howey on July 10, 2011, 11:49:09 am
Cruising

Oh. Well, in that case, is he hottt? I used to date maaried men as a hobby.  ;D


Title: Re: Bachman makes pledge to ban porn.
Post by: clc on July 10, 2011, 07:49:36 pm
Oh. Well, in that case, is he hottt? I used to date maaried men as a hobby.  ;D

So its okay for gay married men to cheat on their wives but not straight ones?


Title: Re: Bachman makes pledge to ban porn.
Post by: Howey on July 10, 2011, 08:56:40 pm
So its okay for gay married men to cheat on their wives but not straight ones?

Welcome back, puffy.

It was a joke.


Title: Re: Bachman makes pledge to ban porn.
Post by: ekg on July 11, 2011, 07:26:27 am
http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2011/07/07/263476/breaking-bachmann-pledges-to-ban-pornography/

How libertarian of her? If this wasn't so fucking scary it would be funny.
She should not run as a Tea Party Canidate but run for the Contradication party.


1. Uphold the constitution
2. Censorship

3. Keep marriage in the hands of state government
4. Ban gay marriage at the federal level


WTF, she only wants the government to stay out of your lives but wants the government to force Jesus on your lives.
This has always been my problem with Conservatives. I like what "used" to be their economic ideas, but the Christian Taliban mentality always turned me off. 

I believe, in that same pledge, it states that black children were better off when they were slaves because mom and dad were both around to raise them... I guess they left off the part where mom and dad were sold separately most of the time..

Quote
Slavery had a disastrous impact on African-American families, yet sadly a child born into slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African-American baby born after the election of the USA’s first African-American President.

http://motherjones.com/mojo/2011/07/bachmann-pledge-slavery-family-leader

It's going to be a scary fucking world when this one gets elected..


Title: Re: Bachman makes pledge to ban porn.
Post by: Howey on July 11, 2011, 07:36:24 am
I believe, in that same pledge, it states that black children were better off when they were slaves because mom and dad were both around to raise them... I guess they left off the part where mom and dad were sold separately most of the time..

It's going to be a scary fucking world when this one gets elected..

Y'all enjoy it. I'll be in Deutschland. Uber alles, yo!


Title: Re: Bachman makes pledge to ban porn.
Post by: uselesslegs on July 11, 2011, 12:18:08 pm
Dolores Umbridge.


Title: Re: Bachman makes pledge to ban porn.
Post by: ekg on July 11, 2011, 08:57:40 pm
Dolores Umbridge.

yes..

scary... just fucking scary.


Title: Re: Bachman makes pledge to ban porn.
Post by: Howey on July 11, 2011, 09:17:33 pm
yes..

scary... just fucking scary.

I'll tell ya what's scary...I had to look her name up because I've never seen or read anything HP.


Title: Re: Bachman makes pledge to ban porn.
Post by: 44nutman on July 12, 2011, 08:41:52 am
Looks like those Wacky Bachmans are back in the news.
I guess Marcus  Bachman's clinic is not quite what they say it is, of course those Wacky Bachmans will blame the media which is par for course when you get busted for being stupid.

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/abc-news-airs-undercover-video-shot-at-michele-bachmann-clinic-can-patients-pray-the-gay-away/
They are trying to "cure" homosexuality by shoving the Bible up your ass. I have no problem with anyone religious believes, just keep them to yourselves. Looks like that did not take long for her campaign to lose the middle(moderates) with their Christian Taliban ideas.

I wonder if this guy has ever been to the clinic.
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs34/f/2008/311/7/f/Butters_Stotch_Wallpaper_by_danielle_15.jpg)

South Park fans should remember that episode.