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Title: Deregulation
Post by: Howey on February 11, 2011, 08:22:04 pm
Seems like the mantra of the Teabaggers and Libertarians is DEREGULATION...
"We don't need the government involved with our lifes!"

Therefore...let's give them their way.

Following are things currently regulated we don't need anymore.

1. Airlines: I don't want no goshdarn gubmint telling my airline how to keep the planes safe!

2. Air Marshalls: I don't want no TSA groping my big weener and protecting me from dem dere terrerists!

3. Food: I don't want no gubmint agency inspectin mah raw meet!

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Title: Re: Deregulation
Post by: FooFa on February 11, 2011, 08:46:08 pm


There were good things in gov. The deregulation of the FCC and banks is a big part of the mess. W stayed away from Switzerland this week because he was going to be arrested for war crimes. Of course you wouldn't here about that on any of the brain dead news.


Title: Re: Deregulation
Post by: Howey on February 12, 2011, 08:28:30 am

There were good things in gov. The deregulation of the FCC and banks is a big part of the mess. W stayed away from Switzerland this week because he was going to be arrested for war crimes. Of course you wouldn't here about that on any of the brain dead news.

Ahhh, yes!

Banks - I don't need no gubmint regulatin mah bank! I gots a mattress!

more...

Child labor - Who gives a hoot if those inbred West Virginney kids (w00t! intertwined forum joke!) is makin mah tri-cornered hat and don't tread for me flag! Someone's gotta do it!