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Title: I'll tell ya whats up....
Post by: betteroffhere on February 05, 2011, 04:39:00 am
i am completely confused...seriously...

i boreded my flight to argintin...uh...to the appalachians (http://www.appalachiantrail.org/site/c.mqLTIYOwGlF/b.4805859/k.BFA3/Home.htm)

uh...let me back up here a bit...

there i was...in a race for governor we'll say...in um...doesn't matter...and i was leading...
it was a grassroots effort sponsored soley by me...though there hadn't even been primaries yet...i was an odds on favorite...and dooing well in the polls...

i had just begun to build up a head of steam...i had a rally...things were looking good...i thought i had time to take a walkabout....told key staff members i would be out of reach and or contact with them for the next week because of the poor internet service in argintinerrrrr....on the appalachian trail
(http://blog.pennlive.com/midstate_impact/2008/11/large_trail.jpg)

so...i eat my pot cookie pre flight as described....or is it prescribed....what ?...depends on which state you're flying out of. Yes...right,right...quit distracting me....where was i...ah yes...i've taken to only wearing a snuggie when entering the concourse...x ray not needed maam...

bam...i pass...get my hand stamped,wrist banded or something...handed a paging device and the key's to the golf cart and pointed in the direction of my leaving flight...watching my luggage head off infront of me on a pimped out modified half tractor was impressive to say the least...

the breeze from the golf cart ride through my snuggie reminded me how cold it was and for but a brief moment i was able to flashforward (yes...i know....i did it...i am ashamed)...and feel the warmth of arginti...hiking in the appalachians...i am so gonna have to edit these journal entries...later...if i ever get...

crap....anyways...yadda yadda yadda...i'm on the plane,baked out of my mind,enjoying beverages...and i fall asleep...

To wake up here...dazed...confused...what has happened...



Title: Re: I'll tell ya whats up....
Post by: Howey on February 05, 2011, 10:23:26 am
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there i was...in a race for governor we'll say...in um...doesn't matter...and i was leading...
it was a grassroots effort sponsored soley by me...though there hadn't even been primaries yet...i was an odds on favorite...and dooing well in the polls...

i had just begun to build up a head of steam...i had a rally...things were looking good...i thought i had time to take a walkabout....told key staff members i would be out of reach and or contact with them for the next week because of the poor internet service in argintinerrrrr....on the appalachian trail

Funny shit!

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