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526  Welcome to Bizarro Amerika / Introduce Yourself! / Hello... on: February 07, 2011, 05:31:31 am
i am the mayor and....what...

oh...i am the ambassador...what...............right,right...

i am acting governor boh...or betteroffhere...and there*...in some other places...but i'm not sure if thats been declassified yet or even confirmed and denied...

where was i...ah...yes...

i'm not sure what all this island has to offer because i just fucking landed here due to a major malfunction while defying the ordinary laws of gravity via a giant aluminum can...and i know it 2011...but i just got here,so humor me...or fuck off...did i just violate the copywrite of mybig ?

i guess i'll set up shop over on the westerly side...sunsets would probably have a better chance of earning or profiting from the natural appeal...commerce is always good...if it can be created in a green friendly manner....

i'll spell BNFBP on the beach since those are letters i'm good at drawing in the beach sand,you see...i happened upon a frat beach party one evening near daytona or sanibel i don't remember....but...long story shortened

i won't be using the same method this time...

and when i'm done with that.... i'll strategizing and working on improving the diversity of my posts...making them more interactive...

well...thats who i kind of am...so

who are is you be...?
527  Welcome to Bizarro Amerika / Recommended Improvement Areas / Re: New Name??? on: February 07, 2011, 03:43:58 am
pop culture pop tart....or tarts...

pop cultured pop tart...

popped culture pop tarts...

pop culture popped tart...

ok...lets define your objective...

what is the objective of this place and or you...

that will help determine how to re name the venue
528  Welcome to Bizarro Amerika / Recommended Improvement Areas / Re: New Name??? on: February 06, 2011, 09:02:09 pm


(img width=224 height=400)http://piczasso.com/i/suo4o.jpg(/img)

don't copy and just paste...

you'll notice that i exchanged the [ and ] for ( and )

all you missed was the...=... equal sign after width

you can go in the textcode and just insert an = sign after width

or copy and paste my text and change the curvey things to the other....
529  Welcome to Bizarro Amerika / Recommended Improvement Areas / Re: New Name??? on: February 06, 2011, 04:19:38 pm
In conjunction with the rebranding of our little home, I'm thinking of renaming it too.

Any suggestions?

hmm...i'll put on my thinking cap and bowl a bit...see if i can think of anything...

i like what you have already...but it does seem more of a specific bored name as opposed to the sites name...

what or which direction are you thinking of going...?

530  Politikal / Political News and Election Coverage / Re: The Unconstutionality of Healthcare Reform on: February 05, 2011, 05:30:40 pm
OH....i'm sorry...wrong door....excuse me...

then closes the door behind him................

Stick around. We want your opinion!

all righty then....it is of my opinion...

that a tiny red x in a large box surrounded by a thin white boreder seems strange for a signature pic...

and....is lilmike the polar bear ?
531  Politikal / Political News and Election Coverage / Re: The Florida Gov. JarJar Binks Thread... on: February 05, 2011, 03:39:28 pm
Awe damn...how many floors does this building have...

mental note...look into getting a segway....

what...

i'm sorry...new here...just try'n to find my way around this island....

532  Politikal / Political News and Election Coverage / Re: The Unconstutionality of Healthcare Reform on: February 05, 2011, 03:36:04 pm
OH....i'm sorry...wrong door....excuse me...

then closes the door behind him................
533  Welcome to Bizarro Amerika / Blogs / Re: My Turn on: February 05, 2011, 05:06:48 am
i don't blog...

i forum....some....a bit...

i think i'll use here as my blog...well...not right here specifically...

i don't follow any real bloggers or blogs...except one as of recently

its a tragic comedy...but one, i can't pull myself away from ...
534  Welcome to Bizarro Amerika / Wuzup? / I'll tell ya whats up.... on: February 05, 2011, 04:39:00 am
i am completely confused...seriously...

i boreded my flight to argintin...uh...to the appalachians

uh...let me back up here a bit...

there i was...in a race for governor we'll say...in um...doesn't matter...and i was leading...
it was a grassroots effort sponsored soley by me...though there hadn't even been primaries yet...i was an odds on favorite...and dooing well in the polls...

i had just begun to build up a head of steam...i had a rally...things were looking good...i thought i had time to take a walkabout....told key staff members i would be out of reach and or contact with them for the next week because of the poor internet service in argintinerrrrr....on the appalachian trail


so...i eat my pot cookie pre flight as described....or is it prescribed....what ?...depends on which state you're flying out of. Yes...right,right...quit distracting me....where was i...ah yes...i've taken to only wearing a snuggie when entering the concourse...x ray not needed maam...

bam...i pass...get my hand stamped,wrist banded or something...handed a paging device and the key's to the golf cart and pointed in the direction of my leaving flight...watching my luggage head off infront of me on a pimped out modified half tractor was impressive to say the least...

the breeze from the golf cart ride through my snuggie reminded me how cold it was and for but a brief moment i was able to flashforward (yes...i know....i did it...i am ashamed)...and feel the warmth of arginti...hiking in the appalachians...i am so gonna have to edit these journal entries...later...if i ever get...

crap....anyways...yadda yadda yadda...i'm on the plane,baked out of my mind,enjoying beverages...and i fall asleep...

To wake up here...dazed...confused...what has happened...

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