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46  Politikal / Welcome to Bizarro Amerika! / Re: Cliven Bundy's Buddies on: June 11, 2014, 01:20:48 pm
I don't believe that bullshit they asked them to leave for a second.

Bundy let every crazy teabagger militia type he could on the ranch.



of course he didn't ask them to leave...   but like every single contributor to and on Fox News, they're going to do as much as they can to distance themselves from this guy.. even tho in an interview the dude gave at the Bundy ranch he repeated almost verbatim the vomit that comes out of FoxNews 24/7..

but none will go as far as Alex Jones... he's claiming it was all a lie and never happened.. this is just a way for Obama to deflect attention... ironically, this Jared guy was a fan of infowars..

fucking lunatics.. all of them.
47  Politikal / Political News and Election Coverage / Re: DIRTY, NASTY, SMELLY, FUCKED UP VIRGINIA REPUBLICANS! on: June 11, 2014, 01:08:28 pm
I'll join in and ask...how in the ever living fuck is this not illegal?  I mean is the only way society knows rape is wrong, is because there's a law against it?

Every single muther f'er involved in this wheeling and dealing, every single muther f'er who knew and didn't do or make one effort to inform media, should be ousted from state political functions. Matter as fact, they shouldn't be allowed to work within the state system at all. At no point should they be employed by the state, in any capacity, directly or indirectly.  Work in the private sector shitbag and if your company has dealings with the state, be prepared to have your company fire you because your mere presence threatens that companies ability to get a state contract or job.

They've already proven they have zero ethics and morals politically...they have no business being anywhere near anything to do with the state.

What absolutely slays me is these assholes (including the Dem who removed himself) will treat this like a judgment error of the everyday variety. "Oops, goofed up there. Won't be buying the cheaper paper towels again. har, har, har." Or..."I'm deeply and humbly sorry. I'd like to apologize to my constituents and my family for my woefully poor reasoning"...and other bullshit variations on the apology theme.  This was a major breach of public trust and ethics. How are the majority of these fuckers still anywhere near a government building, seriously?

Maybe, just maybe, if we started making this a regular occurrence, where shitty ethics aren't treated like a hand in the cookie jar mistake, and the lesson learned is the embarrassment itself, then maybe we'd quit getting so many crappy, horrible reps.  Give the Dem 3 or so years (hell, probably less) and this jackass will probably be running for public or state office again, if not hired by some lobbying firm dealing with state reps.  We gotta bust up this circle of fuckery man.

Bravo!  I couldn't agree more... and I'll go one step further... the daughter who just had her judgeship paid for by her daddy.. just how impartial can she ever be? seriously, she knows her position was just paid for on the backs of the low-income voter and obviously doesn't give enough of a shit or care about her dignity enough to say "Um thanks but I think I'll try for this position using my hardwork,brains and integrity instead of this political abortion"..

I mean for Christ-sake she's getting a judgeship... wtf? isn't there supposed to be some semblance of impartiality in that role? if so, how in the hell can she ever claim it when we already know she has a price and proof of that is that she's sitting there in the black robe..
48  Politikal / Political News and Election Coverage / Re: Buh Bye Eric! on: June 11, 2014, 12:59:24 pm
I just saw this, flipping through the channels.

Dems better get serious about November. The TP, despite various sources dismissing them, aren't broken and they're not playing.  They're coming with the same voracity they did during the 2010 elections.

So, do I dare look up Prof Brat's policy stances.  Please, please don't be a stereo typical Ayn Randian.

I felt the same way..

on the one hand I'm happy to see Cantor go, he was a sniveling,backstabbing douche bag that has caused much of the uber-partisanship we now live under..

but on the other hand... holy shit, they found someone to right of him?

Dems better wake the fuck up.. Obama is going to need at least one house in congress to get anything done these last 2 years.. and while a raging 2014 GOP win only helps the Dems in 2016, two years under TP rule will kill any hope this country has of staying a super-power.. I mean shit, there's TP people out there right now saying we need to be more like Saudi Arabia with our laws and make them based on the bible... the TP of TX actually think they can 'cure gay'....George Will thinks getting raped is becoming the 'in' thing to happen to girls.. I could go on and on.. they're shit crazy-ppl.. just look at that cpl who killed the cops the other day and draped the bodies with a 'don't tread on me' TP flag and who were filmed at the Cliven Bundy fiasco just drooling to go after the 'over-stepping federal gov't'...

dems better wake the fuck up..
49  Politikal / Political News and Election Coverage / Re: OMFG! Obama Admits He's From Kenya on: May 05, 2014, 02:45:23 pm
That was pretty awesome.. LOL
50  Welcome to Bizarro Amerika / Wuzup? / Re: BABIES! on: April 29, 2014, 08:55:25 pm
aww
51  Welcome to Bizarro Amerika / Wuzup? / Re: BABIES! on: April 29, 2014, 11:04:37 am
baby what?

very cute tho.. Smiley
52  Welcome to Bizarro Amerika / Introduce Yourself! / Re: Hello from overall on: April 27, 2014, 01:24:46 pm
Welcome to the board...

I look forward to posting with you.. Smiley
53  Politikal / Welcome to Bizarro Amerika! / Re: Florida Governor Rick Scott: Murderer! on: April 14, 2014, 03:04:06 pm

That mother, Ms. Drill, *deserved* better than dropping to the floor and dying in a strangers home, next to a fucking vacuum cleaner that she was trying to sell, because she couldn't afford life saving medication, due to the States unwillingness to expand medicaid...*solely for purely partsian political reasons.* There is not a god damn thing that is noble about this.  Which, I might add, I saw coldly implied in the Orlando Weekly thread. I paraphrase, "Welp, her children can be proud that while they may have been poor, their momma was trying her best not to be a taker."  That was the closet fucking thing I saw to sympathy from the, "all poor people are lazy", crowd.  God damnit.

and that's the kicker... we didn't just refuse to expand medicaid.. we refused because our (R) Governor didn't want to look like an Obama-loving liberal..

the absurdity of that floors me..
54  Politikal / Welcome to Bizarro Amerika! / Re: You Gotta Read It To Believe It on: April 14, 2014, 07:37:44 am
They are kidding you. You can un-flex your arteries now.  It's a satirical piece.  I'm pretty sure the whole site is satirical.

I will say while reading it, even knowing it was satirical, I could totally see it being a legitimate piece as well. 

Fucked up times we live in.

Oh thank God..

LOL

I was about to lose my mind... HA!

and yes,I also could totally envision the exact same argument coming from any number of idiots on the super-right...

55  Welcome to Bizarro Amerika / Wuzup? / Re: Congrats jb! on: March 29, 2014, 12:49:14 pm
hey, that's great!

where's he working?
56  Politikal / Welcome to Bizarro Amerika! / Re: Science, Looisiana Style! on: March 28, 2014, 12:01:59 pm
"Ebarb advised them that if they wanted an ungodly classroom, they should transfer C.C. to a school where “there are more Asians.”



holy shit...

I laughed so hard I gave myself a coughing fit..LOL

this will end when we have a 'white' president again who can afford to defend the 'separation of church and state' without fear that he/she is just implementing a muslim jihad against a white God.

then again, the damage might be to wide spread to reign back in... so we'll be stuck with a generation or two of incredible idiocy...


on the bright side... atleast the GOP  has found a way to compete with the expand (D) base(hispanics).. they're just creating a new base with their idiocy
57  Politikal / Welcome to Bizarro Amerika! / Re: OMG! IT'S A HABOB!!! on: March 17, 2014, 09:08:26 pm
I was in line at Sear's yesterday and an elderly lady was checking out in front of me.. here is the gist of the conversation she had with the check out girl..

check-out girl(c o g)- "I just need your driver's license"
Old lady (OL)- "here it is, the address is different because I haven't gone down to change it"
c o g- "No problem"
OL -"well, I did go down there but they make you have all these papers now to prove you're 'Merican... huh, I mean look at me, I'm white! I ain't a ferriner...haha, right? I'm white. they can just look at me and tell.."


...... and that's when I walked away.. I was already pissed at the (non) service I had received so far so I was at my limit for the day-LOL.. But God in wish Chuck had been there with his Aussie impersonation to say "I'm white and a Foreigner"..Just to see if she could grasp the meaning.. I don't think she would have though.

Now,granted she was an old lady and they get a pass for their bigotry/idiocy just because they were raised differently and really don't 'get it'.. but she's only saying and thinking what too many on the Right think.. and every now and then some of that seeps out for the rest of us to view and be disgusted by.. this "haboob" story is one of those times...
58  Politikal / Welcome to Bizarro Amerika! / Re: WTF??*? on: March 16, 2014, 10:20:10 am
tease you how?
59  Politikal / Welcome to Bizarro Amerika! / Re: Another Stupid Florida Teabagger Cries on: March 15, 2014, 12:50:17 pm
why in the world would someone like him WANT to attend an event for Pres. Obama? What a wanker!

why?  easy.. because they didn't give him the satisfaction of refusing to attend..

he wanted so sooooo badly to update his twitter with a "Ha, was just invited to see the communist kenyan. Like I would pollute mysef by being in the same room with that socialist" tweet.. but was jip'd by not being invited at all.. So now he's going to complain that Obama is trying to limit his 'free speech'..

which of course is also wrong because your "free speech" right has nothing to do with not being invited to a limited-seating event..fucking idjit!

 Wink
60  Politikal / Welcome to Bizarro Amerika! / Re: Between Two Ferns on: March 12, 2014, 08:27:02 pm
I thought he did well. Presidents aren't supposed to be "knocked down a peg" by comedian hosts. And maybe some young people will now apply for health insurance.

Loved the line about how Michelle Obama wouldn't be married to him if he was a nerd!


I loved when he said "I'm not letting you near her" when Zac asked to see her-LOL

I liked it and knew the second I saw it the Right would be up in arms because he's bringing down the prestige of the office.. well,fuck them.... they ain't gonna like anything he does, so he might as well have fun.. all I have to say in rebuttal to those idiots is "Our presidents are always so much cooler than yours".. LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqB7UEdhKug
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