HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Literally across from my house.. I mean, if the wind is blowing and he farts, I'll smell it.. so close that I'm tempted to go see his skank-home-wrecking whore of a wife just to glimpse him..
Guess who is coming to my house..
Ok well, his wife is singing across the street from my house.. but ya know he's going to be with her whory-ass, their newlyweds so of course he is..
Eddie.. I mean EDDIE CIBRIAN.. is coming to me house
I'm giddy..