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« on: March 07, 2011, 11:22:29 am »

 "A unionized public employee, a member of the tea party and a CEO are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table is a plate with a dozen cookies on it. The CEO reaches across and takes 11 cookies, looks at the tea partier and says, "Watch out for that union guy, he wants a piece of your cookie."
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« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2011, 01:05:06 pm »

Wrong on many levels but funny!

“Dear Lord … this year you have taken away my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze, my favorite actress, Farrah Fawcett, my favorite singer, Michael Jackson, and my favorite salesman, Billy Mays. … I just wanted to let you know that Chris Christie is my favorite governor.”

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« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2011, 04:04:36 pm »

ha to both.. but Howie's would be picked apart from Megan Kelly to Sean Hannity as 'liberal hate speech'..
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« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2011, 04:37:28 pm »

ha to both.. but Howie's would be picked apart from Megan Kelly to Sean Hannity as 'liberal hate speech'..

It is, belive it or not...it's all over the conservative blogosphere, even lilMike's buddy Breitbart:

http://biggovernment.com/kolson/2010/04/13/death-prayer-for-nj-gov-christie-is-yet-another-tasteless-attack-on-reform-minded-state-leaders/

Maybe Breitbart should have checked to make sure it didn't come from him to begin with:

http://www.breitbart.tv/obama-jokes-about-his-citizenship-at-prayer-breakfast/

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0 Vote up Vote down  My nightly prayer · 56 weeks ago
Dear Lord, In the past year you have taken away my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze, my favorite actress Farrah Fawcett, my favorite singer Michael Jackson, my favorite salesman Billy Mays and my favorte athlete Chris Henry. I just wanted to let you know my favorite President is Barrack Obama.... AMEN!
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