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« on: October 23, 2014, 05:54:47 pm »

Later than I expected.

GOD BROUGHT EBOLA AS PUNISHMNET FOR HOMO MARRIAGE!!!!

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If you think Ebola is bad now, wait until God unleashes SUPER-Ebola on America for the horrible offense of allowing l0ving couples to get married…or so this guy says. Berean Baptist Church Pastor Pastor Ron Baity, who feels that homosexuality is a sign of the end times, suggested on Sunday that the Ebola crisis will only get worse when North Carolina begins performing same-sex weddings.

“So the book of the Revelation is about End Times events and what happens when this world is destroyed by fire, when the stars and the universe and the sun and the moon, like untimely figs cast from a tree, are just completely done away with and annihilated,” he said.

“Listen, folks, it’s on,” he told the congregation. “You might as well get ready for it. It’s on. It’s just a matter of time when they’re going to say to the churches… It’s just a matter of time before our constitution in our churches will be overturned like our state constitution just been overturned this week. I mean, it’s coming.”

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Baity said that God already flooded the world once to rid it of homosexuality.

“They were doing something that was not normal, they were doing something that was not natural, and as a result of that, like God judged this world with a flood, he judged Sodom and Gomorrah with fire!” the “Christian” pastor said. “The most blasphemous thing I’ve heard in 40 years of ministry, I heard on the news last night, where rogue judges have gone against the will of the ministry and made America a country where there’s totalitarianism, where there are judges who have set themselves up as dictators to overthrow the will of the people! And they placed their sanction upon marriage that is out of the habitation of God’s creation!”

Baity complained that he had seen an official “place his blessing upon two men” by pronouncing them “husband and husband,” which is generally what a male spouse is called, and had taken things “one step farther” by “blaspheming” his fictional sky genie by blessing the wedding.

“Now, I want you to understand, there’s something about that that just don’t ring clear,” he said. “There’s something about that that goes against everything that God has taught us in his word. There’s something about that that merits the judgement of God, according to the book of Jude. There’s something about that that just doesn’t work.”

“If you think for one skinny minute,” he told the crowd, “God is going to stand idly by and allow this to go forward without repercussions, you better back up and rethink this situation. I want you to understand, that is raw, pure blasphemy.”

“There was never a cow going around slobbering on another cow, sending a signal that I’m in love with this cow,” he said, comparing the LGBT community to cows. “And when the bull got in the pasture, we didn’t have to give them a course in bullology or cowology. They had an inborn nature, they knew exactly and precisely what they needed to do to make sure that the Baity family had cows 20 years from now.”

“I would hate to think that two skunks in the backyard was smarter than a judge that supposed to have studied the laws of the land,” Baity said. “Listen, we’re not getting wiser, we’re getting dumber! We’re not getting smarter. My friend, we are meriting, we are bringing the judgement of God on this nation as sure as Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed, don’t be surprised at the plagues. Don’t be surprised at the judgement of God.”
“You think Ebola is bad now, just wait. If it’s not that, it’s going to be something else. My friends, I want you to understand, you can’t thumb your nose at God, and God turn his head away without God getting your attention.”
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« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2014, 03:26:32 pm »

Damn, I should have guessed. Of course. The fact Ebola has been around for decades is irrelevant...
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