Man, there are Tornado Watches and Warnings EVERYWHERE!!! Hunker down man!!!
I've actually given thought to should I, or should I not, undo my Velcro seat belt on my chair during such times. If I were pummeled about by a vortex, would I bet better off being sucked out of my chair and possibly liver punched by it or would it be a shield of sorts and I'd magically land upright and just wheel away, with a long trail of shit trickling from behind.
I see a comedy short.
Hah!
We just had a big one come through here.
Added: I don't want another tree falling against my house like this!