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Remember When We Thought Rick Perry Was Crazy?

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« on: July 30, 2015, 03:04:06 pm »

The second he bowed (or already believed himself) to the Jade Helm bullshit, I knew he wasn't firing on all pistons.

Gonna have the Texas Guard keep an "Eye on things" during military exercises, Wtf? And if the military was conducting exercises around state invasion...how the fuck would the Texas Guard be able to tell? They think they're gonna have up little signs, in the shape of states at different points? Running up on them yelling?

Sergeant: "Vermont you maggots!!! Go, go go!!! For shits sake, that's New Hampshire! God damnit, I said Vermont!!!"

CO: "That's why we're here, training their sorry asses to know the difference. I expect better sergeant."

Sergeant: "Sorry sir! Get you shit together scumballs! Don't make me look bad in front of the CO! Jesus cocksucking christ Private Henderson, that's Massachusetts!

Texas Guard: "Oh fuck! They're learning their states...FOR INVASION! Call Gov. Abbott!"
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