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« on: November 28, 2019, 05:44:45 am »

The Bank of Constitutional Delusion

The Bank of Constitutional Determination

The Bank of Constitutional Deterioration

The Bank of Constitutional Disenchantment

The Bank of Constitutional Dystopia


How heavily invested, is the country of america, with the above mentioned apparent institutions...

with our tax dollars...and for how fucking long....


Now... I can't be sure 100 percent.

But since I am a proud citizen journalist... and i'm not saying I have an/the inside scoop...

But... The word on the street...uh...A street... any damn street

Is an outdated expression and is to be discarded for a more current phraseology...as we have

transitioned fully into the technological environment...anyways

an audit was tasked...a committee was convened...reports were generated

content produced...submissions forwarded

Here's one of the potential slogans that could be selected for...
 
Trumps 2020 Presidential campaign slogan

In The Drivers Seat


In accordance with the information available...it was determined that the vast
majority of the population had and were asses...spent most of their time sitting..
and were the two biggest factors at a ratio of 100 to 1 , no matter how we
oriented the plethora of graphs.


Further details could follow depending on the out come of views...

This has been Me...Holden Bach reporting for BOH Media and Entertainment
a subsidiary of BOH Enterprises L.L.C. 2019
All Rights Reserved...at all times
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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2019, 04:16:20 am »

Latest Press Release :  * HOLD *

From

BOH Amalgamated DIC

Phase Two,

Generation of visual media to accompany slogan and meme campaign

for the Community United National Technology Sector

otherwise known as fundings source...


Request of :

Image

Containing :

One Donnie Trumpy from the waist up...featuring his good side....If Possible ,

One Monster Truck...Donnie sticking out the top ,


Background content imagery ,

Swamp




Pending Legals Approval
Interoffice use only
Forward to Marketing...then discard
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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2019, 02:03:02 am »

INTEROFFICE  MEMO  W/  DIRECTIVE

From
BOH Enterprises, LLC
I.I.A.
Internet Intelligence Aquisitions,
Department Head Request :


That the following record be securely transferred and safely placed within the approved

banking facility vault. Safe Deposit Box #1975





Receipt of Verification of Deposit shall be executed on a secure network ONLY

All further requests will be processed in the same manner adhering to protocol.



Director In Charge ,
Internet Intelligence Aquisitions
BOH DIC, LLC
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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2019, 02:19:20 am »

INTEROFFICE  MEMO  W/  DIRECTIVE

From
BOH Enterprises, LLC
I.I.A.
Internet Intelligence Aquisitions,
Department Head Request :


That the following record be securely transferred and safely placed within the approved

banking facility vault. Safe Deposit Box #2013





Receipt of Verification of Deposit shall be executed on a secure network ONLY

All further requests will be processed in the same manner adhering to protocol.



Director In Charge ,
Internet Intelligence Aquisitions
BOH DIC, LLC
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« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2019, 04:57:17 am »

BOH Limited Holdings Inc.


From:  Director of A.S.S. 
           ( Acquisitions and Special Services )


To :     All Department Heads of C.R.A.P.
            ( Creative Resources and Asset Protections )   

Regarding* : Proposal 30 - 45 project reference name

The  M.I.L.F.
(The Movement to Influence Liberty and Freedoms )


Is requesting FINAL Estimates for the probable operating budget and
expected expenditures including the D.I.C.K. Program.
(Disinformative Internet Consortium of Kingpins)


TOP  SECRET..... TOP  SECRET....  TOP  SECRET

BOH Enterprises LLC  Retains Maintains and Reserves , ALL RIGHTS
including and or not withstanding anything approaching, simulating or otherwise resembling
Intellectual Property



Signed,

Affa Davitted
Managing Director of S.H.I.T
Selective Homogeneous Intragraded Taskforce


* acronyms are links to gifs for an enhanced experience under orders of BOH B.I.T.C.H.
(Bored of Internet Technologies for Competitive Hacking)
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2019, 06:20:27 am »

BOH UNLIMITED LLC


From : O.O.P.S.  (Office of Operational Procedures and Safety)


To :  The Director In Charge (D.I.C.) of Research and Development

In regards to Project : B.I.T.C.H. (Biological Integration of Technologies to Control Humans )


The beta test of this project will be shared by and with the

L.O.A.D.  (Logistical Operations Assessments Division) of
C.R.A.P.  (Critical Response Advertising and Promotions)

Pending the approval of S.H.I.T  (Sensitive Human Interaction Team)


Applicants will be selected through a sliding scale determined by levels according to

P.O.O.P.  (Pissed Off Over Politics) , an outstanding independent subsidairy of BOH Holdings LLc


All further communications will be handled through Lee Vin Dumps  out of our

Asian Special Services (A.S.S.)  division headquarters.


CLASSIFIED  TOP of the TOP SECRET


Sincerely

Ian Cog Kneetoe
Director for
Community Internet Affairs

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« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2019, 05:28:17 am »

ALERT     ALERT     ALERT

     SECURITY  BREACH


From :  BOH GLOBAL  LLc

To :  ALL


All Internet Activities are hereby suspended until further notice...

This includes the entire family of BOH Worlwide, Its Holdings, Partners, Affiliates, Subsidiaries, Divisions, and Contractors


BOH INTERNATIONAL has filed a request with our Free Internet Security App. (F.I.S.A)

to determine if BOH was hacked. Pendinng the F.I.S.A. report, BOH will continue to investigate every possible

option leading to this security breach. Which also includes but is not limited to the following....


Collecting the data from the Management Of Registered Electronics and Security Hazzards Intelligence  Team
(M.O.R.E.)  (S.H.I.T.)

To establish a possible connection to insider leaking or an out right attempted whistle below her.


Our Internet Security and Infrastructure Safety (I.S.I.S.) team has forwarded all pertinent information

to the Covert Operations Protection Service (C.O.P.S.).


The release and publication of private e mails and documents will not be tolerated,

BOH makes no claims verifying, qualifying or denying any of the above posts with regards to the

content suggested, implied or asserted.

Until further notice...ALL communications are to be processed via fax machine


Signed,

Ouda Kuntrol
Assistant Security Supervisor (A.S.S.)
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