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« on: November 28, 2019, 05:44:45 am » |
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The Bank of Constitutional Delusion
The Bank of Constitutional Determination
The Bank of Constitutional Deterioration
The Bank of Constitutional Disenchantment
The Bank of Constitutional Dystopia
How heavily invested, is the country of america, with the above mentioned apparent institutions...
with our tax dollars...and for how fucking long....
Now... I can't be sure 100 percent.
But since I am a proud citizen journalist... and i'm not saying I have an/the inside scoop...
But... The word on the street...uh...A street... any damn street
Is an outdated expression and is to be discarded for a more current phraseology...as we have
transitioned fully into the technological environment...anyways
an audit was tasked...a committee was convened...reports were generated
content produced...submissions forwarded
Here's one of the potential slogans that could be selected for... Trumps 2020 Presidential campaign slogan
In The Drivers Seat
In accordance with the information available...it was determined that the vast majority of the population had and were asses...spent most of their time sitting.. and were the two biggest factors at a ratio of 100 to 1 , no matter how we oriented the plethora of graphs.
Further details could follow depending on the out come of views...
This has been Me...Holden Bach reporting for BOH Media and Entertainment a subsidiary of BOH Enterprises L.L.C. 2019 All Rights Reserved...at all times
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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2019, 04:16:20 am » |
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Latest Press Release : * HOLD *
From
BOH Amalgamated DIC
Phase Two,
Generation of visual media to accompany slogan and meme campaign
for the Community United National Technology Sector
otherwise known as fundings source...
Request of :
Image
Containing :
One Donnie Trumpy from the waist up...featuring his good side....If Possible ,
One Monster Truck...Donnie sticking out the top ,
Background content imagery ,
Swamp
Pending Legals Approval Interoffice use only Forward to Marketing...then discard
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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2019, 02:03:02 am » |
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INTEROFFICE MEMO W/ DIRECTIVE
From BOH Enterprises, LLC I.I.A. Internet Intelligence Aquisitions, Department Head Request :
That the following record be securely transferred and safely placed within the approved
banking facility vault. Safe Deposit Box #1975
Receipt of Verification of Deposit shall be executed on a secure network ONLY
All further requests will be processed in the same manner adhering to protocol.
Director In Charge , Internet Intelligence Aquisitions BOH DIC, LLC
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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2019, 02:19:20 am » |
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INTEROFFICE MEMO W/ DIRECTIVE
From BOH Enterprises, LLC I.I.A. Internet Intelligence Aquisitions, Department Head Request :
That the following record be securely transferred and safely placed within the approved
banking facility vault. Safe Deposit Box #2013
Receipt of Verification of Deposit shall be executed on a secure network ONLY
All further requests will be processed in the same manner adhering to protocol.
Director In Charge , Internet Intelligence Aquisitions BOH DIC, LLC
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betteroffhere
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« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2019, 04:57:17 am » |
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BOH Limited Holdings Inc. From: Director of A.S.S. ( Acquisitions and Special Services ) To : All Department Heads of C.R.A.P. ( Creative Resources and Asset Protections ) Regarding* : Proposal 30 - 45 project reference name The M.I.L.F. (The Movement to Influence Liberty and Freedoms ) Is requesting FINAL Estimates for the probable operating budget and expected expenditures including the D.I.C.K. Program. (Disinformative Internet Consortium of Kingpins) TOP SECRET..... TOP SECRET.... TOP SECRETBOH Enterprises LLC Retains Maintains and Reserves , ALL RIGHTS including and or not withstanding anything approaching, simulating or otherwise resembling Intellectual PropertySigned, Affa Davitted Managing Director of S.H.I.TSelective Homogeneous Intragraded Taskforce * acronyms are links to gifs for an enhanced experience under orders of BOH B.I.T.C.H.(Bored of Internet Technologies for Competitive Hacking)
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2019, 06:20:27 am » |
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BOH UNLIMITED LLC
From : O.O.P.S. (Office of Operational Procedures and Safety)
To : The Director In Charge (D.I.C.) of Research and Development
In regards to Project : B.I.T.C.H. (Biological Integration of Technologies to Control Humans )
The beta test of this project will be shared by and with the
L.O.A.D. (Logistical Operations Assessments Division) of C.R.A.P. (Critical Response Advertising and Promotions)
Pending the approval of S.H.I.T (Sensitive Human Interaction Team)
Applicants will be selected through a sliding scale determined by levels according to
P.O.O.P. (Pissed Off Over Politics) , an outstanding independent subsidairy of BOH Holdings LLc
All further communications will be handled through Lee Vin Dumps out of our
Asian Special Services (A.S.S.) division headquarters.
CLASSIFIED TOP of the TOP SECRET
Sincerely
Ian Cog Kneetoe Director for Community Internet Affairs
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« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2019, 05:28:17 am » |
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ALERT ALERT ALERT
SECURITY BREACH
From : BOH GLOBAL LLc
To : ALL
All Internet Activities are hereby suspended until further notice...
This includes the entire family of BOH Worlwide, Its Holdings, Partners, Affiliates, Subsidiaries, Divisions, and Contractors
BOH INTERNATIONAL has filed a request with our Free Internet Security App. (F.I.S.A)
to determine if BOH was hacked. Pendinng the F.I.S.A. report, BOH will continue to investigate every possible
option leading to this security breach. Which also includes but is not limited to the following....
Collecting the data from the Management Of Registered Electronics and Security Hazzards Intelligence Team (M.O.R.E.) (S.H.I.T.)
To establish a possible connection to insider leaking or an out right attempted whistle below her.
Our Internet Security and Infrastructure Safety (I.S.I.S.) team has forwarded all pertinent information
to the Covert Operations Protection Service (C.O.P.S.).
The release and publication of private e mails and documents will not be tolerated,
BOH makes no claims verifying, qualifying or denying any of the above posts with regards to the
content suggested, implied or asserted.
Until further notice...ALL communications are to be processed via fax machine
Signed,
Ouda Kuntrol Assistant Security Supervisor (A.S.S.)
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