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« on: February 05, 2011, 04:39:00 am »

i am completely confused...seriously...

i boreded my flight to argintin...uh...to the appalachians

uh...let me back up here a bit...

there i was...in a race for governor we'll say...in um...doesn't matter...and i was leading...
it was a grassroots effort sponsored soley by me...though there hadn't even been primaries yet...i was an odds on favorite...and dooing well in the polls...

i had just begun to build up a head of steam...i had a rally...things were looking good...i thought i had time to take a walkabout....told key staff members i would be out of reach and or contact with them for the next week because of the poor internet service in argintinerrrrr....on the appalachian trail


so...i eat my pot cookie pre flight as described....or is it prescribed....what ?...depends on which state you're flying out of. Yes...right,right...quit distracting me....where was i...ah yes...i've taken to only wearing a snuggie when entering the concourse...x ray not needed maam...

bam...i pass...get my hand stamped,wrist banded or something...handed a paging device and the key's to the golf cart and pointed in the direction of my leaving flight...watching my luggage head off infront of me on a pimped out modified half tractor was impressive to say the least...

the breeze from the golf cart ride through my snuggie reminded me how cold it was and for but a brief moment i was able to flashforward (yes...i know....i did it...i am ashamed)...and feel the warmth of arginti...hiking in the appalachians...i am so gonna have to edit these journal entries...later...if i ever get...

crap....anyways...yadda yadda yadda...i'm on the plane,baked out of my mind,enjoying beverages...and i fall asleep...

To wake up here...dazed...confused...what has happened...

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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2011, 10:23:26 am »

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there i was...in a race for governor we'll say...in um...doesn't matter...and i was leading...
it was a grassroots effort sponsored soley by me...though there hadn't even been primaries yet...i was an odds on favorite...and dooing well in the polls...

i had just begun to build up a head of steam...i had a rally...things were looking good...i thought i had time to take a walkabout....told key staff members i would be out of reach and or contact with them for the next week because of the poor internet service in argintinerrrrr....on the appalachian trail

Funny shit!

That's why we wanted ya here!

This place is a friendly democracy (although run by the Queen Mother, Queen Bitch, and Big Ol' Fart). As such, our elections will be open and not rigged by despotic TPTBs. Grin
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