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« on: August 29, 2011, 08:02:01 am »

insert joke/humor here...

my wife and her sister had to go with me to my golf lesson yesterday...
my GF and her sister...

why...idk...trust issues or she thinks the instructor is hot...

she did promise to wear something skimpy...

i agreed...so i'm standing there on the green getting instruction...

i'm standing on the green, over the ball with putter in hand...as my instructor says "draw a line from the ball to the hole"

and i over here...from the sister in law..."Isn't that the taint !!!"

then my wife says "only if you're looking at Lance Armstrong !!!"

ended the day's golf lesson...i thanked the instructor and told her,"i looked forward to our next lesson"

yes...i'm a big guy...but come on...i

went to denny's after midnight for the grand slam breakfast...

and left there being charged for a grand larceny...! wtf

and didn't leave a tip...just trying to do my part...level the playing field...ya know...

prove that skipping on a tip isn't color specific !!!

my girlfriend might be an alcoholic !

she told me (a late day of the week or friday) night she vows to finish everything she started this week,

while she was holding the bottle of jack daniels...

i said baby steps were admirable....and its about time she cleared the tequila and vodka off her night stand !

i had a dream the reciept from the fast food resturant was edible...yep...

you guessed it....bacon flavored...but i didn't eat it...tasted it yes...eat it no...

i rolled it up for the best joint i ever smoked !!!

seriously though...i want the reciept from the fast food resturant to edible...flavor that damn thing...

it would probably be the most nutritious part of the meal...

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