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« on: August 30, 2011, 09:04:07 am »

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“President Obama’s promised jobs plan needs to be unrealistic and unreasonable, at the very least. If he can crank it all the way up to unimaginable, that would be even better…. It is hard to overstate how apprehensive most Americans are about the future. Boldness from the president may or may not get the nation’s mojo working again. Timidity surely won’t.”

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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2011, 04:57:13 pm »

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I can report that last year Buell was named Mount Dora High School's Teacher of the Year. He wasn't named Deity of the Year.

http://www.bilerico.com/2011/08/a_touch_of_the_divine_in_florida.php
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2011, 11:35:07 am »

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"In the country I grew up in, Americans come to Americans' help in crisis,"


FEMA Director, Craig Fugate; responding to Cantor and Ron Paul
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« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2011, 03:30:38 pm »

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Weird: Tea Party seems to view the world in stark black & white. But when they get a president who is Black & White, they freak out.

Steve Weinstein on Twitter
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« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2011, 10:26:05 am »

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Here in Florida we do stupid the way Iowa does corn.


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« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2011, 06:44:04 pm »

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There are 7,600 gun shops on the U.S.-Mexico Border. All of them are on the U.S. side. Any questions?

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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2011, 04:26:49 pm »

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Herman Cain is Bizarro Obama
Seth MacFarlane, via Twitter
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« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2011, 09:18:06 am »

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“People are declaring that we descended from apes. Now, I know that’s not true.”

Rep. Steve Pearce (R-N.M.)
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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2011, 04:58:58 pm »

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"I'm probably a little biased against reality TV, partly because there's this program on C-Span called Congress."


President Obama to Jay Leno
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« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2011, 06:29:42 pm »

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“That’s not putting people back to work,...I trust in God, but God wants to see us help ourselves by putting people to work.”

President Obama; on the House approving "In God We Trust" the national motto - for the second time since 1956.
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« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2011, 06:08:37 pm »

"I don't have any of those kind of skeletons in my closet. And what I have told people is if they come up with something to try to damage my reputation, they will have made it up."

 -- Herman Cain, recorded at a March 2011 meeting with conservative bloggers.
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« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2011, 01:29:10 am »

"I don't have any of those kind of skeletons in my closet. And what I have told people is if they come up with something to try to damage my reputation, they will have made it up."

 -- Herman Cain, recorded at a March 2011 meeting with conservative bloggers.

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« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2011, 12:31:36 pm »

“I want to be a president who reminds you of the guy you work with, not the guy who laid you off.”

Mike Huckabee in 2007, referring to Mitt Romney
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« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2011, 12:33:55 pm »

Dublin' down!

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“Listen, there are some people who have made the statement that — the 21st century is gonna be the — the century of China and that, you know, we’ve had our time in the sunshine. I don’t believe that. I don’t believe that at all. As a matter of fact, you think back to the 1980s and we faced a similar type of — of a situation with — with Russia.


“And Ronald Reagan said that Russia would end up on the ash heap of history. And he was right. Mitt, I happen to think that the communist Chinese government will end up on the ash heap of history if they do not change their virtues. It is important for a country to have virtues, virtues of honest.”

Uncle Herman, during last night's debate.

Weren't we involved in a Cold War with the Soviet Union in the 1980's? Or was it just Russia?

Are we in a Cold War with China now?
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« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2011, 12:35:40 pm »

Triplin' down!
Gawd, I love these debates!


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“So what would I cut? I think, really, what I would wanna do is be able to go back and take a look at Lyndon Baines Johnson’s The Great Society.
 
“The Great Society has not worked, and it’s put us into the modern welfare state. If you look at China, they don’t have food stamps. If you look at China, they’re in a very different situ — they save for their own retirement security. They don’t have pay FDIC. They don’t have the modern welfare state. And China’s growing. And so what I would do is look at the programs that LBJ gave us with The Great Society, and they’d be gone.”

Ahh...I get it!

We'll dump Obama's Socialist Amerika and replace it with China's Communist Amerika!
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