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« Reply #45 on: April 13, 2012, 06:38:24 pm »

“In response, Chris Christie rescues a pizza from a burning oven.”

Twitter response to news that Newark mayor saved woman from burning building.
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« Reply #46 on: April 19, 2012, 03:23:25 pm »

"If in four to five years, if I do a good job as vice president -- I'm sorry, as senator -- I'll have the chance to do all sorts of things."

Marco Rubio, in a recent oops! moment. Or was it?
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« Reply #47 on: April 20, 2012, 10:14:09 am »

"If in four to five years, if I do a good job as vice president -- I'm sorry, as senator -- I'll have the chance to do all sorts of things."

Marco Rubio, in a recent oops! moment. Or was it?

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Romney : my vice president will be someone who can  take over in the event of something happening to me

Guess he's looking for a way to get some of the double-digit loss right now to Obama in the Hispanic demographic..
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Facts are the center. We don’t pretend that certain facts are in dispute to give the appearance of fairness to people who don’t believe them.  Balance is irrelevant to me.  It doesn’t have anything to do with truth, logic or reality. ~Charlie Skinner (the Newsroom)
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« Reply #48 on: April 25, 2012, 07:58:17 pm »

Wow...someone really needs to put a muzzle on her.

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“I love the fact that there are women out there who don’t have a choice and they must go to work and they still have to raise the kids. Thank goodness that we value those people too. And sometimes life isn’t easy for any of us.”

Ann "Foot in Mouth" Romney
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« Reply #49 on: May 14, 2012, 05:06:18 pm »

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"One difficulty in making the Senate work the way it was intended is that America's electorate is increasingly divided into red and blue states, with lawmakers representing just one color or the other. ... The great challenge is to create a system that gives our elected officials reasons to look past their differences and find common ground if their initial party positions fail to garner sufficient support. In a politically diverse nation, only by finding that common ground can we achieve results for the common good. That is not happening today and, frankly, I do not see it happening in the near future."

Outgoing U.S. Sen. Olympia Snowe, R-Maine
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« Reply #50 on: May 18, 2012, 12:16:12 pm »

"Sodomy is not a civil right. It's not the same as the civil rights movement."

-- Virginia U.S. Senate candidate Robert Marshall (R)
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« Reply #51 on: May 26, 2012, 11:41:37 am »

“Wasting good bud smoke was not tolerated.”

-Barack,Choom Gang,Obama

HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I shouldn't, but I fucking love it!
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« Reply #52 on: June 02, 2012, 07:42:37 pm »

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“But it came because we really, really wanted kids. Like we really had thought it through financially, emotionally, relationship-wise. Like we didn’t just accidentally get pregnant and decide that now we need to make this work. These kids came into our world with nothing but love.”

Neil Patrick Harris, on why he and his husband wanted children.

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You know what? I just realized what you were saying. I had an a-ha moment! … Because same-sex couples, in order to have a child, means you really, really, really gotta do a lot of work to make that happen. … So if you are a same-sex couple that has a child it means that child is so loved and so wanted. You just saying that just went bing bing bing! I never thought of it that way before.”

Oprah Winfrey in reply.
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« Reply #53 on: June 21, 2012, 07:25:42 pm »

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"Society has changed. The public is to blame as well. I think the people have gotten dumber. I don't know that I would've said that out loud pre-my announcement that I was going to be leaving. But I think that's true."

Retiring Rep. Gary Ackerman (D-N.Y.); on what's wrong with America today.
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« Reply #54 on: July 08, 2012, 06:02:12 pm »

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I’ve never known of a Swiss bank account to build an American bridge, a Swiss bank account to create American jobs, or Swiss bank accounts to rebuild the levies to protect the people of New Orleans.


Md Gov O'Malley on Mitt Romney's offshore tax havens. Ouch.
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« Reply #55 on: July 26, 2012, 02:30:08 pm »

Most excellent, I have to borrow it for my Facebook page!
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« Reply #56 on: August 02, 2012, 07:31:19 pm »

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“Ann Romney’s horse fails to win dressage but avoids offending British.”

The Guardian
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« Reply #57 on: September 05, 2012, 10:27:00 am »

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My message is this — it is time for Democrats to grow a backbone and stand up for what we believe. Quit waiting for pundits or polls or Super PACs to tell us who the next President or senator or congressman will be. We are Americans. We shape our own future.

Deval Patrick
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« Reply #58 on: January 09, 2013, 06:10:56 pm »

“How did we get to the point where 85 percent of the children in the world that are killed with guns are killed in the United States?”

Former astronaut Mark Kelly, husband of Gabby Giffords.
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« Reply #59 on: January 12, 2013, 11:42:41 pm »

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Sometimes, in response to absurdity, I respond with equal or greater absurdity. In using satire, I hope to point out the absolute ridiculousness of statements made by others. Only those truly deranged would take my words any other way while at the same time even attempting to pass off the words of their fellow deranged souls as fact.
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