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The Man Who Didn't Want the Money

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« on: February 11, 2012, 03:04:25 pm »

figures...


and this part

if you polled 1000 people on this, 1001 people would be for it.. call it 'obama-care' and that 100% rating would drop..

same with the no-pre-exisisting condition... 1001 out of a 1000 would want it, but call it Obama care? and they shit themselves just like Foxnews taught them to

not to mention the part where now covering kids up until they're 26...forcing insurers to use the majority of the money they get for like healthcare instead of admin and bonuses,making insurers prove their policy increases instead of just raising them willy-nilly... etc etc etc..

broken down people not only want this stuff, but beg and bleed for it... call it Obama care and it's Kenyan secular socialism that's destroying the country..

It reminds me of my cousin growing up.  At some point, through whatever association, he couldn't eat a sandwich unless it was cut in half, diagonally.  It was still a sandwich in every conceivable way, but he would lose his fuck'in mind if it wasn't cut, diagonally.  Not in half from top to bottom, oh God no! Diagonally.  

I remember this, because at his house one weekend his dad was watching us.  He brought us out a mans feast at lunch that would have pissed off my mom for it's non-nutritional value.  Fuckin gigantic bag of Funions/Funyuns or something, Cheez Whiz, crackers, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with globs of enough Smuckers to cause instantaneous diabetes, jar of peanuts and wings and other shit I can't seem to recall.  A god damn veritable cornucopia of manly disregard for health.

"Dad, my sandwich is cut wrong." "What?"  "You cut it wrong." "It's a sandwich buddy, it'll still taste exactly the same." "Oh HELLLLLLLLLLLL NO YOU DI'UNT!?" So began one of my earliest recollections of being made uncomfortable and witnessing logic and reason being rebuffed by adamant resolve that a sandwich was wholly inedible, if not cut diagonally.
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