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The Crazy Preacher Jones Is At It Again!

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« on: June 12, 2012, 09:23:43 pm »

Agreed.  I stole this most awesome movie quote ever and changed it a bit.

“Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by the *church*, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy: " I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera... Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum!"

It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole taxes! You bumped into the ceiling of politics which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing, pay your taxes! You lose! Good day, sir!”

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