Message #14971

[reverend_darth]

Must be nice to be a tard.  It really fuckin must be.  Fuck those pesky starving Niggrahs in Africa with Aids, God's worried about the Jets.  If I get a labotomy can I still have vodka or maybe I wont even need it?

Tim Tebow just pointed out a very devilish fact ... tonight's NFL matchup is the 666th Monday Night Football game ... and it just so happens, Tim's team is playing in the game.

As the NY Jets prepare for battle with the Houston Texans ... Tebow just tweeted, "Looking forward to giving God all the glory in tonight's 666th Monday Night Football game. Romans 8:37-39."

Before you head to Google, here's the bible quote Tim referenced:

"No, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him who loved us. For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, [a] neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord."

Praise Jeezums.  On your knees and worship me because I'm so fuckin psychologically bipolar insecure I require it.   But I thought you were God?  Why would you need that?  ZAP!