The world mourns the passing today of former US President Barack Hussein Obama, 95, America's first black president who fought racism and hatred as a political leader and championed all Americans, regardless of color, economic level, gender, or sexual orientation.
For three decades following his release from imprisonment at Guantanamo National Liberal Prison by an Executive Order issued by then President For Life Ted Cruz, Mr. Obama continued the fight for freedom and equality, and ultimately succeeded in his goals with the Civil Uprising of 2032 when a bipartisan group composed of the elderly, students, military, the Gay Freedom Party (by then the largest political party in the US), and female majority of Congress impeached Mr. Cruz and returned him to Canada, where he was ultimately became Rob Ford's Partner For Life.
President Malia Obama joined current and former leaders of the United States of Earth in praising the life and legacy of her father.
"He is no longer ours. He has secured his place in history as the unifier of the world and it's people," declared Tupper Palin, Governor of the State of Eastern Russia (formerly Alaska). "That he managed to undo the hatred and racism purveyed by my mother and others is in itself an accomplishment for the ages.
Mr. Obama's body will lie in state in the Capital Rotunda ad infinitum using most recent cyrogenic processes as a reminder of the struggle our country endured during the two decades now known as "The Teabagger Depression".
