They are kidding you. You can un-flex your arteries now. It's a satirical piece. I'm pretty sure the whole site is satirical.
I will say while reading it, even knowing it was satirical, I could totally see it being a legitimate piece as well.
Fucked up times we live in.
Oh thank God..
LOL
I was about to lose my mind... HA!
and yes,I also could totally envision the exact same argument coming from any number of idiots on the super-right...