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« on: June 20, 2011, 12:23:09 pm »

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Bristol Palin writes in her new book of losing her virginity to boyfriend Levi Johnston on a camping trip after getting drunk for the first time on too many wine coolers.

She awoke in her tent, alone, with no memories of what had happened as Johnston "talked with his friends on the other side of the canvas." She had vowed to wait until marriage. And she had lied to her parents about where she was going.

Palin, a 20-year-old single mother and the daughter of former Alaska Republican Gov. Sarah Palin, tells a story of "deception and disappointment" in the book, "Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far."

The memoir, co-written with Nancy French, is scheduled for publication by William Morrow this week. The Associated Press purchased a copy Friday.

Palin's book covers growing up with her family, which she portrays affectionately, and the excitement of her mother's political life as governor and then, in 2008, as the GOP vice presidential candidate. But the main theme is her on-and-off-again relationship with Johnston, with whom she had a child and was briefly engaged while caught in a media spotlight.

She blasts him as "the gnat named Levi Johnston constantly spreading false accusations against our family" and calls him a self-involved slacker "who cheated on me about as frequently as he sharpened his hockey skates."

But Palin, self-described as a good girl and straight-A student, had been drawn to him and his bad-boy manner from the time they met in seventh grade.


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« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2011, 08:53:10 pm »

unbelievable..


and people ridicule Levi for being a 'star-whore'..
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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2011, 08:49:52 am »

unbelievable..


and people ridicule Levi for being a 'star-whore'..

You could call him a star fucker if you stretched the definition of star for Bristol.

Why the fuck is a 20 year old writing a biography. You ain't done shit by 20.
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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2011, 09:28:45 am »

You could call him a star fucker if you stretched the definition of star for Bristol.

Why the fuck is a 20 year old writing a biography. You ain't done shit by 20.

She has...

1. Fucked everyone around (notice: In the book she says she texted to Levi after she found out she was preggers: "I hope it's not your baby.") WTF? If it's not his, how many guys was she sleeping around with?

2. She's admitted to smoking pot and boozing it up as early as age 14.

3. She dropped out of high school.

4. She got preggers.

5. She's got a wacky family.

6. She's homophobic and racist.

7. She can't dance.
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« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2011, 12:54:16 pm »

She has...


6. She's homophobic and racist.
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I thought she was boning the young brother from the Disney channel. She has a weird way of showing racism if she is banging a black guy.
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« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2011, 01:00:30 pm »

I thought she was boning the young brother from the Disney channel. She has a weird way of showing racism if she is banging a black guy.

The fat gay one who can't dance either?

Don't you know a beard  when you see one?
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« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2011, 01:14:41 pm »

It's all par for the course with our media these days.  They provide an outlet and then continue it and peeps like Bristol cash in while the ride lasts.  She's no more relevant to a news cycle than my neighbor down the street.  Neither have done anything that is note worthy of "news" or coverage.

She's the Tea Parties Paris Hilton...so with that crowd, you're assured view time because they can't get enough.  Regardless of whether the "enough" is devoid of actual substance.

They could come out with a cure for AIDS tomorrow and if Bristol or her momma were caught on audio or video making a racist joke or flashing their tits during a drunken moment...the AIDS story would be trumped.

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« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2011, 01:49:16 pm »

The fat gay one who can't dance either?

Don't you know a beard  when you see one?
Yeah the chunky kid. I don't know his name but he was on DWTS.

I have terrible gaydar, so is he gay?

Quick story about my bad gaydar. I tended bar with a guy, whom even I would say was good looking. He was a good bartender, quiet but he was a hard worker. Chicks would throw themselves at him but he never seemed to  hook up with them. I wrote it off to him being quiet.  I on the other hand had to work for sex, and I always thought with my personality and his looks, I would have had a condom surgically attached to save time. We worked together for a year and he said he was moving, so some of us told him we were taking him out before his last shift. So what I did is what I did with every guy I worked with, that was leaving. It was titty bar time. I was buying him dances and we were getting drunk. So were leaving and he said " I have something to tell you, I am gay" I told him I was pissed. He told me he could not believe I was pissed because he was gay. I told him not because he was gay but I just spent 200 bucks on lap dances. We could have just went to a bar and I could have saved 100 bucks.
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« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2011, 02:37:45 pm »

Yeah the chunky kid. I don't know his name but he was on DWTS.

I have terrible gaydar, so is he gay?
 

Dude...my gaydar went off so loud I had to put earplugs on!



Think...

ABC owns DWTS. ABC is owned by Disney, who created the show he (Kyle Massey) is or was on. ABC also owns A&E, which is developing a REALITY SHOW* with Bristol, Massey and his brother all living together.

What better way to pimp the show than start a rumor the fat gay kid's dating the formerly fat and now all plastic-surgeoned up Bristol the Pistol?

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*Fresh off speculation that she's had plastic surgery, Bristol Palin is now getting ready to face the cameras again.
 
Sarah Palin's 20-year-old daughter is moving out of her Arizona digs and back to Los Angeles with her son Tripp, 2, to live with fellow season 11 Dancing with the Stars contestant Kyle Massey, 19, and his brother Chris, 21.
 
It's all being filmed for a reality show, which will follow the famous young single mom as she works at a small charity, according to David McKillop, Executive Vice President of Programming for A&E and the BIO Channel.


RELATED: Bristol Palin's New Face: Did She Have Plastic Surgery?


"Bristol is the kind of personality BIO is drawn to," McKillop says. "Her personal life has been playing out in the media for several years but this will be the first time she's opening up her real life, with her and son and her friends the Massey brothers."
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« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2011, 09:12:36 pm »


7. She can't dance.

Hahahha

yeah, she's even got some of those 'they were so jealous of my dancing' whining in her book... LOL

seems like that's the 'breaker' for her.. the whoring,drinkin',druggin, that ain't no big deal.. but call her a bad dancer and she whines...mama must have to told her she was special and she believed it..

btw, she also complains about the all the Louis Vuitton the McCain's have.. um, somehow I don't remember the McCain raiding and robbing the swag at a Hollywood party for others like her and her moms did.. and I've seen plenty of LVT's in her and her mom's hands lately..  so besides looking foolish and jealous, now she just looks like one of those 'status-climbers'..
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