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GottaLaff!http://www.amazon.com/Defense-Technology-56895-Stream-Pepper/dp/B0058EOAUE/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_topRead the comments...here's a few:
Captivatingly Clean and Smooth with Capsaicin! November 22, 2011
By Utah Jack Squint “utah_jack_squint” -
What the other reviews, informative as they otherwise are, have overlooked is this products gentle exfoliating action. Take a faceful of this spray and watch the years melt away — along with pretty much all of your identifying features.
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By bigguy -
I had a pesky gypsy/hippie problem that needed to be addressed immediately. I’ve tried everything from soap to job applications to get rid of them. Nothing, I mean nothing, was effective as this product.
By W. R. Kimbell “BillyBlastoff” -
I’m surprised this is not listed under “Grocery and Gourmet Foods”. Yesterday I marinated my turkey with the spray, then smoked it… Wow! My bird is delicious!
Gots to give us socialists credit - at least we've got a sense of humor!
