I giggled, I'm sorry..."Like Obama had been here"...? Wtf?, haha. Oh my.
"Yea, then that wind really picked up and the trees behind muh house were all like bend'in sideways and I were sceereeddd. Then there was a big loud CRACK!...just as the storm ended, and part of one of them trees flopped over on the picnic table, muh dad had built with his own two hands, and snapped that sum bitch in two! I was like, OH MY DEAR SWEET BABY HOLEY HANDED LONG HAIRED LORD!!...HAS OBAMA BEEN HERE!?"
