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Gen. David Petraeus has resigned

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« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2012, 10:35:46 am »

I guess..
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« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2012, 10:45:11 am »

wtf X2!!!!



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A federal agent was pulled off the investigation into David Petraeus's affair with Paula Broadwell when the agent reportedly became obsessed with another woman involved in the probe, it emerged today.

The FBI found that the agent had sent shirtless photos of himself to Jill Kelley, the Tampa woman who reportedly received a half dozen emails from Broadwell that warned Kelley to stay away from Petraeus. The emails were sent from anonymous accounts.

That same agent was a friend of Kelley's and he had started the FBI investigation into the emails -- which eventually led to Petraeus's downfall -- after Kelley came to him for help upon receiving the anonymous threats.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2232130/FBI-banned-agent-investigation-Petraeus-affair-concerns-grew-obsessed-woman-center-case-sent-shirtless-photos-himself.html#ixzz2C7NVzc00
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« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2012, 11:03:17 am »

I see a Lifetime Television Movie for Women and Gay Men© coming soon:


"The Spy Who Came All In Her"

Starring:

Daniel Craig as Gen. Betrayus

Anne Hathaway as Paula Broadwell

Shelly Long as Holly Betrayus

Angelina Jolie as Jill Kelly

Bill Murray as Gen John Allen

Former Congressman Christopher Lee (R) as "Unnamed Shirtless FBI Agent"\

Jerry Seinfeld as Eric Cantor

and introducing...






























Monica Lewinsky as "The Whistleblower"
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« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2012, 11:24:13 am »

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


I've seen Gen Petraeus Sir, and he is no Daniel Craig... Grin
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« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2012, 11:59:29 am »

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


I've seen Gen Petraeus Sir, and he is no Daniel Craig... Grin

I couldn't think of the name of the guy who was on Prison Break and Invasion...

Petraeus was cute once, though...in the dorky kind of way I like...and with that nose? Well....you know what else I like... Grin



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« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2012, 12:02:45 pm »

Jeez...damn schlong must have been a foot long!

CAT FIGHT!

'Does your husband know you've been touching Petraeus under the table?'

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The mistress of shamed former CIA chief David Petraeus accused her supposed love-rival of touching him under the table and asked if her husband was aware of her actions, in a string of threatening emails.

Paula Broadwell's affair with Petraeus was exposed after she sent a series of messages to Florida socialite Jill Kelly, apparently warning her off her lover.

The messages, which have been described as 'kind of cat-fight stuff', had been sent anonymously to an account shared by Mrs Kelley and her husband, but FBI investigators traced them to Broadwell.

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« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2012, 05:22:08 pm »

He's a man damn it!  She shoved her pussy on him and what could he do?  These right wing religious wack nuts are just fuckin amazing.  Life inside the fuckin bubble is a special place. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/13/pat-robertson-on-general-_n_2123111.html
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« Reply #22 on: November 13, 2012, 08:23:56 pm »

I don't care what David Petraeus pits his dick in.  Keep it quiet, keep it discrete, keep her mouth full.  Some of the best leaders we've had have been philanderers. It's what makes them so good at what they do. They have a sense of arrogance, entitlement and remoteness from us regular people that allows them to function at that level. Too bad it got out of hand, he'd been fast-track in the next election.
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« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2012, 11:34:01 am »

so Maher nailed it last night.. on something I didn't even know about.. which also explains Fox's reaction..

after mentioning that Jill Kelley was an RNC-socilite republican..he went on to say..

She's [Jill Kelley] a Republican, General Petraeus, that's the guy the Republicans wanted to run for President, Paula Broadwell, they wanted to run her for Senate on the Republican side, whole scandal happened because Jill Kelly was flirting with a super right wing FBI agent who toke the emails by the way to his Republican congressman who took them to Republican House Majority Leader Eric Cantor. You know who I blame? Obama."

I never realized everyone involved in this were republicans... of course Fox news is losing their minds that it's Obama's fault..

but why the fuck did it take Bill Maher to point this out?
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