Message #16927

[44nutman]

My favorite hypocritical cheater is Mark Sanford. Clinton cheated but he was not running around looking for press corps to condemn  cheaters, like Larry Craig, (solicited dudes in bathrooms) and Newt/Sanfrord whom both are confirmed cheaters.   I did not think Newt could be beat because, his wife was fucking cancer riddled and he cheated on her. Sanford is my favorite due to a couple reasons.
1. This quote. In 1998, Sanford was a Republican congressman from South Carolina when he demanded "moral clarity" from Clinton and called on him to resign. "Very damaging stuff. This one's pretty cut and dried," Sanford told The Post and Courier in September 1998. "I think it would be much better for the country and for him personally [to resign]." Sanfords dick was deep in Brazilian poon and his God Warrior ass did not resign
2. He was missing for 6 days and told everyone he was hiking the Applachian Trail, but he really was hiking up some Brazilian ass.
3. This is the best one. He is going to run for Jim Demint's seat in South Carolina in 2014 possibly against ..... drum roll, ........ The wife he fucking cheated on, which gives me a big giant boner just thinking of it. I might have to get a ticket to that debate, it should be pure gold. Tough to run as a Faux God Warrior against the woman you cheated on. Woman scorned and shit.