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Can we vote him off the island?

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« on: February 04, 2013, 09:38:18 pm »

I hope the fucking judge slaps his ass for his stupidity.. and for tying up the court with his this idiocy..


here's the backstory..
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Bill Maher on Monday offered $5 Million to the charity of Donald Trump’s choosing if the billionaire could prove that he wasn’t “the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan.”

 During his interview with the HBO host, Jay Leno brought up Maher’s battles with Trump.

“I'm not looking for a feud with Donald Trump,” Maher responded, “and I certainly only wish the best for the syphilitic monkey who does his Twitter feed.”

After the laughter died down, Maher continued, “Well, the monkey thing, that's, see, I think that's what got him so mad is that we did a ‘New Rule’ one week that supposed that perhaps Donald Trump had been the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan.”

Why?

“The color of his hair,” Maher explained, “and the color of an orange orangutan is the only two things in nature of the same color.”

The following picture was put on the screen making it clear Leno and Company knew this was coming:



 “I wondered what that was for today,” Leno said.

“I'm not saying it's true,” answered Maher. “I hope it's not true. But, unless he comes up with proof, I'm willing to offer $5 million to Donald Trump if he will come, that he can donate to a charity of his choice: Hair Club for Men, the Institute for Incorrigible Douchebaggery, whatever charity.”

Going to be interesting to see how Trump responds.

Stay tuned.

Read more: http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/01/08/maher-offers-trump-5-million-prove-he-isnt-spawn-his-mother-having-se#ixzz2JzK44WSG


so Trump produced his birth cert and demanded the $5 million.. Maher said "fuck off dickswallow".. well ok, he didn't reply at all.. why would he..  it was a fuckin joke that anyone who is not "the Donald" could see..

anyway, Trump didn't get his money so now he's filed a lawsuit against Maher..


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DONALD J. TRUMP SUES BILL MAHER FOR CHARITY
$5 MILLION DOLLARS PROMISED TO CHARITY!


For information call Michael Cohen, EVP & Special Counsel to Donald J. Trump (212) 8**-**** [number redacted by editor]

Donald Trump today filed a lawsuit against talk show host Bill Maher for the $5 million dollars he committed to pay Mr. Trump for charity while being interviewed on the Jay Leno Show. Mr. Trump is hereby demanding the $5 million dollars and issued the following statement:

“I don’t know whether this case will be won or lost, but I felt a major obligation to bring it on behalf of the charities listed, namely Dana-Farber Cancer Institute, American Cancer Society, Hurricane Sandy Victims, March of Dimes, and the Police Athletic League. Bill Maher made an unconditional offer while on The Jay Leno Show and I, without hesitation, accepted his offer and provided him with the appropriate documentation. Prior demands for payment went ignored by Mr. Maher despite the fact that the beneficiaries of this suit will ultimately be the charities named above, who would share equally the $5 million dollars…something I am certain they can desperately use.”

The lawsuit was filed in California.

Read more: http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/02/04/donald-trump-issues-statement-regarding-5-million-lawsuit-against-bil#ixzz2JzJZvyZX

so once again, just like he did when Obama didn't meet his deadline.. he threw out the "I guess Obama hates charities"..bullshit.. and now he's doing it with Maher..with his "the beneficiaries of this suit will ultimately be the charities named above, who would share equally the $5 million dollars…something I am certain they can desperately use.” snippet... which BTW has no bearing in a fucking  lawsuit.. none whatsoever...  his lawyer should be ashamed... and then disbarred.
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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2013, 09:59:30 am »

and inside the bubble they love Trump for it.


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Two taps to the head[Maher's] wouldn't be too unkind for this guy. No, I don't think I'm being harsh.

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Six taps might be better. His small brain might be hard to find.
   
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  use a HAMMER. Don't waste a bullet.

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I wish Trump would counteroffer if ANYBODY can prove that Obama's father-in-law isn't a highland gorilla.
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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2013, 10:04:36 am »

Fucking idiots.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/why-donald-trump-is-lose-417806
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« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2013, 01:26:40 pm »

Trump's an asshat.  He can't seem to handle the fact that public figures wax and wane in popularity...and it just KILLS him he's not the go to, comb over IT GUY anymore.  Now to maintain his popularity (or at least in his mind)...he's got to do outrageous shit and get his adoring fix from people (the right-wing fringe) who he wouldn't fuck'in be caught dead around.
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