Paul Ryan Thrown Out Of Easter Mass!

[Howey]

.... Wow

Congressman Paul Ryan was thrown out of Easter Mass today at his hometown Catholic Church because of his "unchristian" stance towards the poor.

A spokesperson for St. John Vianney's church in Janesville, Wis. says it was enforcing a new papal order barring uncharitable politicians from participating in Catholic rites when it refused communion to Ryan and asked him to leave the building.

Ryan reportedly declined to move at first, and was escorted out by several large male parishioners and taken to his car, where he waited for his wife and children to finish the service.

[ekg]

yeah, I think you were hosed on that one..


n a statement released to the media shortly after the incident Ryan came out swinging against the Church and its anti-poverty views.

"The Catholic Church believes it is society's responsibility to care for the poor. I believe the poor are invariably lazy and should be left cold and starving until they acquire a decent work ethic. What's the matter? We can't even have a debate about this? It's almost as if this new pope thinks he's infallible or something!"

here's a cpl other stories from the same source..

-Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot

-Jamie Dimon Resigns From JP Morgan, Says ‘Put Bankers in Jail’

-Steubenville Rapists To Be Released For Football Games

must be a new 'onion' type.. or really really good April fool's joke..

[Howey]

Yea...it's called the 1st of April.