Eh, she's a 10 year old, seeing it from a 10 year old point of view...of which, I hope that was honestly her personal 10 year old opinion and not "coached"...because there is no way in hell this "vacation" is anything other than face time for the bank account.
Piper is a poor attempt at a cover and an innocent one at that.
It's not like her momma grizzly does't have a bad habit of whoring the kids out.
Hell, she even used the Downs kid as a political tool.
Can it get any worse than that?*
*Yes. Ask Mitt Romney.