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« on: August 26, 2018, 05:23:11 am »

I have a back story that begins in or about 2000...
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

enough about me...

feel free to ask any questions
about me or anything in gerneral






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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2018, 09:58:42 am »

Okay, here's a question.

How did you decide on your screen name?
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« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2018, 05:04:40 am »

Okay, here's a question.

How did you decide on your screen name?


Good Question

Official Story :

In !999, 2000ish i joined a bulletin bored, as it was called at those times. That was hosted buy a talk radio program

located in orlando. The bulk of participants were locally oriented to the central florida area. The best way i can

describe the webbored would be to merge Mad Comics with National Lampoon....It was a beauty to behold.

Do to attending radio show sponsored gigs, a collective of constant attendees began to emerge and self

construct as a clique which crossed over to the webbored generating a side community of the drunk and disfuctional

and extremely intelligent...it was an accident you couldn't take your eyes away from...it was a junkies daily fix of

the choas we were experiencing during this immersion of real life blending with and through cyberspace.


Anyways...having lurked under an account of no importance... I had established who the main characters were.

During the lurking period i had posted i operated Tow Trucks and performed Repo's

Someones reply was "At least you're on a keyboard and not taking my car"

At the time i was reading the reply...a commercial was on the television promoting the weekend feature

film...Better Off Dead...and i thought...surely they must think i'm better off here than there...

and right then in 2001...BetterOffHere was conceived...and i've stuck with it ever since....



Hope this answers the question to your satisfaction.



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« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2018, 05:12:46 am »

i forgot to mention


789


is a three digit number used to represent that a posting should not be taken personally

its just a joke...fodder...no attack intended

but must be posted at the end of the post in order to utilize its power
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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2018, 06:56:27 am »

i forgot to mention


789


is a three digit number used to represent that a posting should not be taken personally

its just a joke...fodder...no attack intended

but must be posted at the end of the post in order to utilize its power
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
789
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« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2018, 02:55:12 pm »

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
789


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« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2018, 09:52:28 pm »

Here's another question.

Do you have any hobbies? What do you do in your spare time?
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« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2018, 04:15:42 am »

Here's another question.

1. Do you have any hobbies?

2. What do you do in your spare time?


1. I do not think so... i don't recall having bought any lately...nor borrowed and or found

I will keep looking though...just in case, you never know...maybe if you helped by giving

a description or some details... it would improve my chances of locating some hobbies for you.

Do you sell them on ebay...or use them for your books as covers ?

2. Try to figure out what mistakes i made and correct them by the next frame...

in the hopes of getting a strike. Thanks coach...




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« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2018, 10:50:19 pm »

Claim Your Territory NOW....

By contacting the Representative of BOH Industries LLC Limited
through posting in this thread.


any and all posts in this thread will be considered as an admission of confirmation
to establish a distributorship for billing and legal purposes...
Technically, my posts would not be bound by this stipulation.
I have signed a Prior Agreement Protecting Editorial Rights.
As you well know, P.A.P.E.R. covers every rock contingency. 
Any attempts to Establish Rock Related Obligatory Relationships will be in error.
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« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2018, 05:52:26 am »

Technically, my posts would not be bound by this stipulation.
I have signed a Prior Agreement Protecting Editorial Rights.
As you well know, P.A.P.E.R. covers every rock contingency. 
Any attempts to Establish Rock Related Obligatory Relationships will be in error.

Great...Bookworm found a golden ticket being used for a book marker
Ok... Guess i'll PM Willy Wonka and see how many more tickets are still
Out there...Wouldn't want anymore surprises today...
Don't think i could take much more, after...

Just barely avoiding a complete shutdown and liquidation
Of the business i built for nothing with my...
Bare hands and the sweat of my...equity...equity... I don't think that's right


Who wrote this for me to read ?... i don't think that's right

equity can't be the right word...i'm almost sure...

Who approved this content for print...This couldn't have been approved

I'm not continuing with this postcast and announcement until the rest

of this content can be verified...end transmission


PLEASE  STAND  BY..... WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES


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« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2018, 07:03:11 am »

Here's another few questions:
How old are you?
Are you married?
What gender pronoun do you prefer?
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« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2018, 03:28:42 pm »

Here's another few questions:
How old are you?
Are you married?
What gender pronoun do you prefer?


1. Sammy Hagar recorded a song titled...
    I can't drive ___.

2.  No

3.  Never thought about that...


I have two adult children.

I drive a chevy pick up truck.

I lean towards atheism cause i don't agree with the other options.
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« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2018, 04:43:22 pm »


Good Question

Official Story :

In !999, 2000ish i joined a bulletin bored, as it was called at those times. That was hosted buy a talk radio program

located in orlando. The bulk of participants were locally oriented to the central florida area. The best way i can

describe the webbored would be to merge Mad Comics with National Lampoon....It was a beauty to behold.

Do to attending radio show sponsored gigs, a collective of constant attendees began to emerge and self

construct as a clique which crossed over to the webbored generating a side community of the drunk and disfuctional

and extremely intelligent...it was an accident you couldn't take your eyes away from...it was a junkies daily fix of

the choas we were experiencing during this immersion of real life blending with and through cyberspace.


Anyways...having lurked under an account of no importance... I had established who the main characters were.

During the lurking period i had posted i operated Tow Trucks and performed Repo's

Someones reply was "At least you're on a keyboard and not taking my car"

At the time i was reading the reply...a commercial was on the television promoting the weekend feature

film...Better Off Dead...and i thought...surely they must think i'm better off here than there...

and right then in 2001...BetterOffHere was conceived...and i've stuck with it ever since....



Hope this answers the question to your satisfaction.



This Post was sponsored in partnership with the RCMP, A.
and BOH Industries LLC Limited with acknowledgment from
CCCP^2018 and The Reductionist Party

I still have the Muche thread hidden on here.
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« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2018, 11:01:30 pm »

interest peaked....

Has my section been hidden also...

how do i access the hidden areas...

and...are there hidden agendas i don't know about also ?


Glad to here from ya
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« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2018, 11:03:50 pm »

Great...Bookworm found a golden ticket being used for a book marker
Ok... Guess i'll PM Willy Wonka and see how many more tickets are still
Out there...Wouldn't want anymore surprises today...
Don't think i could take much more, after...

Just barely avoiding a complete shutdown and liquidation
Of the business i built for nothing with my...
Bare hands and the sweat of my...equity...equity... I don't think that's right

That sounds like a close call.
Hope your business survives
And lasts for many years.
Nothing is more important than
Keeping your product in production so that
Stock prices don't fall like a rock.
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