Funny. I always thought kids went to school to learn and gain social skills. When I grew up, we did chores at home to learn responsibility. But, of course, you guys didn't have that problem, don't you. I'm sure all respectable Republican children had illegal Mexican maids to clean their rooms and illegal Mexican gardeners to rake the leaves.

Could you have made a more ridiculous response?
Really. I want to know if it's possible. I challenge you to make a more ridiculous response than the one you just made!