You know Aaron.. and his 'hunting' and 'shooting' and all the 'red meat' conservative shit he's into.. along with that comes friends into the same shit.. I kid you not, once a week there is a new 'Obama is taking our guns" post on craig's list or somewhere and Aaron hears it, tells me.. then makes me tell the friend who is spreading the bullshit the truth..
"The head of the NRA said..."
he lied.. Obama's increased the gun laws more than any other president
"But that Reince Priebus guy said.."
he's full of shit.. What Obama wanted to do there was make it harder for inner city kids to get guns
"well hell, I agree with that.. those niggrah's don't need all those guns"
yes, but that's banning guns
"No it's.. it's keeping them from the criminals"
No, it's banning guns.. and you just said Obama is banning them.. now you're ok with him banning them.. see what a little information does.. ? it makes everything understandable.. Yes, He wants to ban guns, from criminals stupid, not from you..
"well, why don't the GOP just say that"
because it doesn't fit on a bumper sticker and you'd vote for Obama if you knew.. because the NRA has the GOP by the balls so hard that the GOP won't even limit the sale of them to criminals..and will skew the Left's attempt by just saying "He's taking your guns" and leave it at this since you're not going to check your facts before you tell 10 people are you?
"uh.. no"
I'm tempted to just print out all the 'facts' when it comes to these conspiracies and just hand them out like candy on Halloween..HA!
I posted this somewhere else. It went over real good...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Obama's been planning this coup since he was in his mother's wound. He reached over and forged his own birth certificate while cradled in his mother's hands, then flew to Hawaii from Indonesia on the red eye, crawled through the halls of the hospital and snuck the forged birth certificate into the hospital's records.
Ten years later he continued the ruse by flying his family to Indonesia and converted to Islam so he could eat some yummy puppy.
Ten more years later, he infiltrated the Harvard Dean's office, hacked the Commodore 64, and concocted a fake diploma.
What a master plan conceived since...well, since he was conceived!
Just so he could be elected President fifty years later and wait around for his second term AND STEAL YOUR GUNS!!!!!
And you call liberals 'tards?
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