First There Was Pizza...

[Howey]

being declared a vegetable by Fox News* in the GOP and salt, potato, and frozen food lobbyist's fight to change the classification of the sauce on school pizza by the Obama administration to boost the amount of tomato paste needed to count as a serving of vegetable.

Forget everything I’ve ever told you: Pizza is a vegetable.

Now, they have declared that the cops spraying Occupy protesters with pepper spray should be excused because, by golly, pepper spray is a food product!



*Yes. That was taken out of context in the true Republican way.

[uselesslegs]

This might possibly be among the top 5 recockulous things Fox has said.

And I doubt seriously if you'll care that habanero is a vegetable or take that fact into account, while I spray some extract of it in your eyes and mouth.

Non-leathal?...in "almost" all cases.

Fox is working overtime on their spin.

[Howey]

Hah! Thanks to my friend [GottaLaff!

http://www.amazon.com/Defense-Technology-56895-Stream-Pepper/dp/B0058EOAUE/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

Read the comments...here's a few:

Captivatingly Clean and Smooth with Capsaicin! November 22, 2011
 
By Utah Jack Squint “utah_jack_squint” -
 
What the other reviews, informative as they otherwise are, have overlooked is this products gentle exfoliating action. Take a faceful of this spray and watch the years melt away — along with pretty much all of your identifying features.
 
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By bigguy -
 
I had a pesky gypsy/hippie problem that needed to be addressed immediately. I’ve tried everything from soap to job applications to get rid of them. Nothing, I mean nothing, was effective as this product.

By W. R. Kimbell “BillyBlastoff” -
 
I’m surprised this is not listed under “Grocery and Gourmet Foods”. Yesterday I marinated my turkey with the spray, then smoked it… Wow! My bird is delicious!

Gots to give us socialists credit - at least we've got a sense of humor!